Captain Kaplan is to be shipped home, but becomes paranoid that something will happen to him before he leaves. He takes the wheel of the jeep to drive to Kimpo…

General Clayton calls so say that a ceasefire is to be declared. The camp celebrates, Klinger gives away his dresses and locals start to take pieces of the camp. But…

As usual Frank’s normal drone of verbal abuse upsets Ginger, so Hawkeye puts his arm in a cast while he is asleep. Frank puts in for a transfer, and after…

Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank’s surgical ability. Hawkeye performs a difficult operation and the patient does not recover, as he should. Hawkeye begins to doubt his ability and moves…

The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify…

The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long john’s from his father. They get passed around from person to person, as a gift,…

Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he…

Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been ‘technically’ wounded at a frontline…

Hawkeye and Trapper operate on a famous Colonel – after discovering that he is particularly ruthless about sacrificing his men, they come up with a scheme to get him sent…

Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake…

Radar gets a Dear John recording from home. Hawkeye and Trapper try to set him up with a date, but fail. Radar is taken by a new nurse at the…

Klinger pretends to be pregnant. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on General Mitchell’s son, and the General gives them 3 days in Tokyo Henry keeps getting calls from Tokyo about what…

Hot Lips gets depressed and requests a transfer, causing turmoil in the camp.

The 4077th and friends convene for their weekly “Medical Conference,” A.K.A. Poker while Radar runs over a civilian and Frank is held hostage in the showers by an enlisted man.

Hawkeye and Trapper recover from an all night party. Henry gets a barbecue, and Hawkeye puts in a request for an incubator. The Quartermaster turns him down. They locate a…

The camp succumbs to the Asian flu, except for Hawkeye and Margaret, who have to do everything themselves. As the others start to recover, Hawkeye falls ill but he still…

A lone sniper has the 4077th pinned down – including Radar and Henry in the shower. The poor boy thinks he’s firing on McArthur’s headquarters, and a chopper finally comes…

Once more Hawkeye writes home to his father: the doctors operate on a soldier with a grenade shot into his body; Hawkeye and Trapper colour the skin of a racist…

Majors Houlihan and Burns press charges against Colonel Blake to get him arrested and put Frank in charge, and put Hawkeye and trapper under arrest so that they can’t help…

Corporal Walker is being sent home, and he wants to marry his Korean girl so she and their baby can return with him. CID sends Lt Willis to investigate, but…

Hawkeye operates on a 5-year old Korean boy, and Radar can’t find his family. Henry plans to send him to the orphanage, and the camp enjoys his company while they…

Hawkeye has been in non-stop surgery for 3 straight days without sleep, and the wounded keep coming. He decides to find out who started the war, and sends a telegram…

Hawkeye and Trapper want the army to admit responsibility for the accidental bombing of a local village. They fill out a report and Major Stoner arrives to investigate, and leaves…

Radar writes the weekly activity report. Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8,so Henry…

An inept North Korean pilot, known as “5 O’Clock Charlie”, makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is…

Brought on by Frank and Margaret’s negative reports, General Clayton assigns a psychiatrist, Captain Hildebrand, to examine the 4077th M*A*S*H unit, to see if it should be disbanded. Henry tells…

A film maker kills one of his clients. in a break, during the screening of a new ad campaign

A Senate Candidate running for office kills his campaign manager by making it look like he was the target for the killer’s bullet.

Wine producer Adrian Carsini discovers that his younger brother Enrico plans to sell the family vineyards to pay his playboy-life debts, and sets out to murder him. He locks him…

Viveca Scott, the founder of Beauty Mark Cosmetics, is being threatened by her rival David Lang. When he finds out that her revolutionary cream formula actually removes wrinkles, he has…

A wealthy man is murdered; his twin nephews stand to inherit, but which one committed the crime?

A chess grandmaster disposes of the champion, who keeps coming back on him.

Leonard Nimoy plays a heart surgeon whose talents turn to murder. Stung by jealousy, he’s planning a surgical death for his brilliant but ailing associate. Will Geer plays the intended…

A fading movie star tries to murder a writer who is attempting to blackmail her, but accidentally kills her P.A.

Sketches include The Oscar Wilde Sketch, David Niven’s Fridge, Pasolini’s ‘The Third Test Match’, New Brain from Currys, Blood Donor and the Dirty Vicar Sketch.

Features gags and sketches such as A Book at Bedtime, Kamikaze Scotsmen, No Time to Lose, Spot the Looney and Frontiers of Medicine-Penguins.

Features the sketches Dennis Moore, What the Stars Foretell, The Ideal Loon Exhibition, Off-Licence and Prejudice.

For 2 years the 8th Army and Rommel’s Afrika Corps fight in the wastes of North Africa. Finally the tide turns at El Alamein.

Americans are divided between fighting the Japanese and the Nazis. Hitler solves the problem by declaring war on the U.S.A.

At war since 1931 on the Chinese mainland, the Japanese hope for easy victories over the British and Dutch. And then on December 7th 1941, Japan makes their infamous attack…