This Christmas episode tells about Santa Claus, who is late showing up at the mall. His parachute doesn’t open up and he falls off his sleigh and onto the Bundy…

Bud meets a 21 year old art student in the park and brings her to the Bundy household. Everybody seems to like her but Marcy, who plans to get rid…

Al tries to improve Peg’s softball skills while Kelly’s boyfriend asks her to prove her love to him by getting a tattoo.

A fight with Marcy about his newly grown beard makes Steve spend a few nights at the Bundy household, which everyone is happy about, except Peggy and Marcy.

Peg meets and old rival from high school and their two families face off at a bowling match to see who the real loser is. With the Bundy team being…

Al fails his test for renewing his license on the same day Kelly gets hers.

The phone company cuts off the phone service to the Bundy household after Al refuses to pay for a phone call he did not make. This annoys Peggy, Kelly, and…

A stripper shows up at Al’s with Marcy’s wedding ring. Al convinces Steve to make Marcy feel guilty about losing it, and confronts Peg about what she was doing at…

Marcy and Steve have a fight, which leads to Marcy joining Peggy and her friends going to a strip club, where Marcy accidentally loses her wedding ring … down a…

One of the Bundys neighbors threaten to sue when Buck the dog mates with their dog, and asks the Bundys to neuter Buck, which Al refuses to do.

Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve’s bank and the next day, one million dollars is reported missing. Peg and the kids hear about it and worship Al thinking…

Peg is kidnapped by the axe murderer and it’s up to Al to save her.

In the second season opener, the Bundys go to a sleazy, dumpy motel in Dumpwater Florida. Trouble head their way when an axe murderer, who hates tourists, arrives.

Al and Peggy delay going to a closing of their favorite hamburger joint when Bud and Kelly run into a problem. Meanwhile, Steve and Marcy prepare a party for some…

After thinking that his boss is dead, Al tries to find another job unless he gets some appreciation and credit for his work.

Steve is away on business and Marcy is having sexual fantasies with Al involuntarily. Marcy becomes so disgusted and she tells Peg, who tries to give her tips on how…

Al spends some time at Luke Ventura’s apartment after running out from a fight with Peg.

Peg wants a VCR and Al won’t get it for her. She ends up working at a department store for money, which disrupts her and Al’s relationship.

Al invites Steve to play poker, but Steve ends up losing his paycheck to Al. Afraid to tell Marcy the truth, Steve tries to convince Peggy to give him the…

In an attempt to spice up their marriage, Al and Peg check in at a hotel, while Steve and Marcy babysit Bud and Kelly. The Rhoades’ learn that babysitting the…

Al is unable to purchase a gift for Peg on their 16th wedding anniversary as his credit card seemed to be maxed out.

Al and Steve draw closer together when they try to restore a 1965 Mustang. Peg and Marcy on the other hand can’t stop from despising their husbands.

Steve and Marcy plan on adding another room to their house with their tax refund. Al tries to coax Steve into building a pool room, while Peg and Marcy decide…

The Bundys and the Rhoades’ hear of crime in the neighborhood. Al buys a gun, and the Rhoades’ buy a dog. Al hears a noise and accidentally kills the dog,…

Marcy gives Peggy the book “Thinnergy”, which is a book about health. Very inspired by the book, Peggy goes on a diet and tries to convince the family to join…

In this pilot we meet Al and Peg Bundy, a very dysfunctional Chicago family. In the pilot, Al and Peg, who have no friends, meet their new neighbors Steve and…

In this pilot for another series (Empty Nest, obviously the concept was retooled), the girls’ friend Renee is feeling depressed and lonely with her children grown up and moved out…

While preparing for a friend’s birthday party, the girls recall past birthdays, including Rose’s surprise birthday party for Dorothy, a surprise birthday party for Blanche and a memory of Sophia’s…

Two police detectives stake out the girls’ home to investigate the neighbors whom are believed to be dealers in stolen gems.

Dorothy’s daughter, Kate is coming for a visit and has a big announcement. Dorothy is excited when she thinks the announcement is going to be that Kate is pregnant. However,…

While Dorothy and Rose are planning a hospital charity banquet, Blanche falls for Jake, the caterer hired for the event. She quickly learns he’s more blue jeans than a black…

Dorothy feels that it’s her fault when her prized pupil wins a writing contest which inadvertently signals the INS that he’s an illegal alien.

Blanche is convinced that her beauty is fading after attending her high school reunion and discovers many of classmates have had face lifts. Meanwhile, Rose is making a home movie…

Sophia’s sister, Angela arrives in Miami for a visit and decides to move there but while she’s looking for an apartment Dorothy invites her to stay with the girls. This…

Blanche and Rose plan a nice dinner at the house for Dorothy and her new boyfriend whom she later learns is a priest. She later gets another shock when she…

When the girls learn that a number of relatives are going to be visiting, they reminisce about times they’ve had to share a bed and strange places they’ve had to…

Sophia readies herself for participating in a walkathon. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Blanche and Rose babysit for the walkathon participants children but when the event is over, a baby is left unclaimed.

Rose is convinced she died during a throat spasm. This leads her to live her life to the hilt, totally disrupting the other girls lives. Then, when the girls complain…

Dorothy, Blanche and Rose each vie for the attention of an actor in the local community theatre, who on the sly begins romancing each of them.

Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he’s going to have open heart surgery. However that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were…