The fact that Danny and Joey and the girls are going to Disney Land in Anaheim delights Jesse, who has been waiting to spend a romantic weekend alone with his…

D.J. is eagerly expecting a visit from her cousin Steve, whom she hasn’t seen in years, but when Steve arrives, everyone notices that he’s not the same person that he…

Danny wants to date Linda, the hive mother of the Honeybee troop that Stephanie is a member of, but Danny’s nervous about asking Linda out and he feels that it…

Joey gets a chance to perform in front of an HBO comedy scout at a comedy club, but when Phyllis Diller jinxes Joey’s chance by taking over Joey’s spot in…

Stephanie has the chicken pox, and it spreads to Jesse and Joey. As part of his TV sportscasting job, Danny is scheduled to be on the bench at a Golden…

At the TV station, Jesse meets Danny’s co-worker Robin Winslow, who is also an old friend of Danny’s, and Jesse uses Michelle’s cuteness to get a date with Robin. When…

D.J. makes such a good impression in a play at school that Jesse suggests that D.J. try out for a TV commercial — an idea Danny is against, because Danny…

Teaser: Having a family photo taken for a Christmas card. Main Synopsis: The family is on a flight to Colorado to spend Christmas with some relatives, and this is a…

Teaser: Stephanie, Michelle, Danny, and the “”Bicycle bus””. Main Synopsis: Danny has a new girlfriend named Denise, and he invites Denise and her two friends Zoey and Cheryl over to…

Teaser: Jesse is weight training with Michelle “”Superbaby”” Tanner. Main Synopsis: While Danny and Jesse are out, Joey is left in charge of the girls. D.J. and Stephanie want to…

Teaser: Stephanie reads a fairy tale to Michelle. Main Synopsis: In a radio contest, D.J. wins a “”dream night for 2″” with the Beach Boys. Problem is, according to the…

Teaser: D.J. shows Michelle how to blow bubbles with gum. Main Synopsis: When Joey gives Jesse the inspiration Jesse needs to write an advertising jingle that Jesse has been having…

Teaser: Michelle wakes Joey up just to tell him he’s asleep. Main Synopsis: “”Wake Up, San Francisco”” is broadcasting an episode from a horse stable, where D.J. sees a horse…

Teaser: Preparing for a Halloween party, the guys are dressed as the Three Stooges — Jesse as Moe, Joey as Curly, and Danny as Larry. Main Synopsis: Jesse has made…

Teaser: Jesse and Joey can’t get Michelle to stay in her crib. Main Synopsis: It’s Kimmy’s 12th birthday, and D.J. has planned a surprise birthday party for Kimmy. When Stephanie…

Teaser: Danny, Joey, Jesse, D.J., Stephanie, and Michelle play Ring around the Rosie, but Michelle doesn’t understand it. Main Synopsis: While Stephanie is playing a pretend game of “”hairdresser”” with…

Roseanne and Jackie help Crystal drown her sorrows over breaking up with her lover by taking her to the Lobo Lounge for a few pink squirrels and a pep talk.

Roseanne discovers that Dan had a one-night stand with her high-school nemesis years ago.

Bowling night finds Roseanne checking out Becky’s new boyfriend Chip, while Jackie and Booker make a bet with high stakes.

A songwriting contest unleashes creativity in Dan and Roseanne, while Booker unleashes uncontrolled impulses in Jackie.

A body language test reveals Dan’s innermost feelings about his sister-in-law; Darlene has a bone to pick with D.J.

Jackie babysits while Roseanne and Dan go out to a formal restaurant dinner — at which they see a recently divorced friend.

Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan’s $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.

Roseanne deals with complaints that her daughter Darlene barks in school.

Peg’s hillbilly relatives from Wanker County pay a visit. Fighting uncles, singing triplet aunts, whose showbiz career is threatened by Al’s inputs, and Al is trying all he can to…

Al tries to keep his race track winnings a secret, while Peg starts taking money from Al’s wallet.

Having filled in an application for the Rhoades’ to be on a game show, Al and Peg appear on the game show for newlyweds – “How Do I Love Thee”,…

Marcy dents Steve’s new Mercedes and heavily regrets it. Revenge brings Steve to claim she made him impotent and he uses her as his personal servant.

The Bundy home is fumigated for termites, forcing the family to spend the night in the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly tends to sneak out to get to a…

On Valentines day, Bud awaits his first valentine, Kelly has a load of valentines to choose from, Steve plans on taking Marcy to Hawaii, and Peg wants Al to say…

When the mailman delivers a credit card pre-approved for Buck the Dog, the Bundys go on a spending spree.

A mouse finds its way into the Bundy home. Too manly and proud to hire an exterminator, Al sets on killing the mouse, even if it means he has to…

Al and Steve have to go out to the streets looking for Marcy’s old Barbie doll, that they traded for two rare baseball cards, not knowing that Marcy wanted to…

A nice weekend away for the Rhoades’ and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al’s shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see…

In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of “The Little Engine That Could” since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds…

While waiting for phone calls from their children wishing them a happy Mother’s day, the girls reminisce about past Mother’s days.

Rose begins to date “”Mr. Terrific,”” a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her…

Dorothy’s son, Michael pays another visit to Miami and this time he has an announcement, he’s engaged. However, Dorothy has two more surprises in store, her future daughter-in-law is also…