Becky is eager for the dinner party with Chip and his parents to come to an end.

Roseanne takes her reluctant family on a shopping spree at the Lanford mall.

Darlene’s bad dreams aren’t due to the scary movies she’s been watching.

Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan’s visiting father pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor.

Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it’s cool to smoke.

Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can…

Dan can’t bear to part with the “”junk”” Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale; Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card.

Roseanne bets Dan he’ll never finish repairing his truck.

Dan’s birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully who picks a fight with Dan at the pool table.

When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al…

When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.

Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.

Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the…

Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to…

Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for “Steves Roadhouse”, Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades’ home, and…

Steve gives a driver “the finger” and fears that the man will beat him up.

Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling ‘Patty Girl’ cosmetics.

Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

Peg goes to Kelly’s school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the…

The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to…

Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a “sissy” just because he has to go to salons.

When a psychic’s predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true – her death.

Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

Al plans on building his dream – an executive’s type of bathroom in the garage.

Al gets a visit from a guardian angel and discovers what the Bundy household would look like if he was never born.

Al has finally saved up enough money to buy Christmas gifts for everyone, but a few late customers to the shoe store makes Al unable to get to the bank.

Steve spends time at the zoo with the Bundys instead of looking for a job, which upsets Marcy.

Al decides to get a new car, but finds out that Peggy spent all his saved up money, and he has to buy an old, used car.

Steve risks his job when Al takes a $50,000 loan from Steve’s bank to start a shoe hotline.

A Playboy model visits the shoe store and Al wants to find out which issue she is in, but Peggy sold his Playboy collection and Al has to convince her…

The Bundys lets a foreign exchange student live in their home for the weekly $500 that the government will pay them, but the french girl ends up ruining Kelly’s social…

Peggy talks to a woman at a beauty parlor, and becomes convinced that Al is cheating on her, with that woman.

Al goes to Marcy’s dentist and finds that he has a relationship with his assistant.

Kelly and Bud try to raise money to got to a concert. Kelly’s scheme involves playing poker against Peggy’s friends and Bud makes Al take a bunch of kids camping.

Peggy wins a free health week with the healthiest man in Chicago, but ends up converting him to her lifestyle, and he drops dead.

Marcy’s dead aunt’s ashes end up in the Labor Day hamburgers.

Blanche debates on whether or not to sell the house as her and the rest of the girls recall times they have spent together (via flashbacks).

Blanche, Dorothy and Rose return home from a play to discover Sophia in the midst of selling the house. It’s later discovered a for sale sign was accidentally placed on…