Lois and Hal leave the boys alone for the weekend with Francis. the boys assume that if all goes well, Francis may not have to go back to military school.

Lois must take drastic steps to discover which of her sons ruined the special dress she bought for an anniversary dinner with Hal.

Malcolm finds his life as the middle brother in an eccentric family made even more difficult by his being placed in a class for gifted students at school where he…

Reese is suddenly the school hero when he joins the wrestling team, but after he gets thrashed by a girl wrestler, he misses that feeling of pride. He decides to…

Malcolm gets a role in the high school play and is so captivated by high school gossip that he forgets his lines. Lois discovers the joys of massage. Hal and…

Malcolm’s humiliation as a Krelboyne drives him crazy, so he fakes his way into seeing the school’s shrink, with whom the con continues.

The night shift at Lucky Aide is held hostage by two robbers, since Craig does not want to give up the combination for the store’s safe. Francis tries to help…

Hal and Lois heads off to a convention while the boys stays home for the babysitter. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey assumed it’s just another old woman, their parents hired to…

A family weekend vacation to a casino turns into an ordeal in the desert for Hal, Reese and Malcolm, who wander onto an artillery range. Francis sneaks home, but has…

Shenanigans abound at the fancy spot where the family’s dining with the Kenarbans, and at Francis’ school, where rowdy teenage girls are partying.

Crummy gifts rile birthday gal Lois, who suddenly splits from home, leaving confusion, anxiety and desperation in her wake.

Francis visits the week after Halloween and helps his brothers in a trick that involves a giant slingshot with icky ammo. Hal tries to catch a mysterious hot-rodder.

Hal, Loi, Malcolm and Reese are trapped in a horrendous traffic jam. Francis enters himself in a bet that recalls the egg-eating wager in “Cool Hand Luke.” Malcolm becomes smitten…

SpongeBob is awarded a prize for his life size Krabby Patty sculptures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. The prize is the “Magic Conch” as seen in many episodes of…

Patrick introduces SpongeBob to a carnival but this “carnival” is really colored fishing hooks dropped by fishermen on land. Mr. Krabs warns SpongeBob to stay away and how dangerous they…

SpongeBob and Patrick go to the Fry Cook Museum and are looking at the exhibits, when they come across the a spatula stuck in hardened grease. This spatula could only…

Squidward wakes up and finds out it is April Fools Day. April Fools Day is SpongeBob’s favorite holiday so Squidward becomes paranoid, thinking SpongeBob will play a joke on him….

Plankton’s newest scheme involves getting someone to scare everyone away from “Goo Lagoon” so he can create his new restaurant, “The Mega Bucket.” He tricks SpongeBob into scaring everyone away…

SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally get on the wrong bus coming out of an amusement park called Glove World, and head for a city named Rock Bottom. When they get there,…

SpongeBob and Patrick accidentally get on the wrong bus coming out of an amusement park called Glove World, and head for a city named Rock Bottom. When they get there,…

SpongeBob and Patrick play a pirate board game based on a real treasure map. Mr. Krabs joins in and wins a bunch of times in a row. The next day,…

SpongeBob gets a small piece of paper from Squidward to play with. Squidward thinks that the paper is useless and just gives it away. SpongeBob soon does many fun things…

SpongeBob wants to give Patrick the best Valentine’s Day gift ever, a chocolate heart shaped hot air balloon. Sandy starts to drive it over to SpongeBob and Patrick at the…

SpongeBob becomes sick after he leaves the door to the fridge open, and his house becomes icy. But when he gets ready to go to the doctor, Patrick scares him,…

SpongeBob leaves his dream in order to see what everyone else is dreaming about. But the other citizens of Bikini Bottom don’t appreciate this because in the process of his…

In another attempt to steal the Krabby Patty formula, Plankton makes a robot that looks just like Mr. Krabs. But in order to get the formula, he will have to…

It’s employee brotherhood day and Squidward has nothing to give to SpongeBob, so he accidentally gives SpongeBob a pie bomb. Squidward spends the whole day with SpongeBob because SpongeBob only…

SpongeBob brings Christmas to Bikini Bottom.

SpongeBob tells jokes in a talent show at the Krusty Krab, but ends up saying jokes about squirrels, which makes Sandy mad.

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy decide to go on vacation, but unfortunately they don’t have anyone to look after the Merma-lair, so they ask SpongeBob and Patrick to look after…

When no one will play with SpongeBob, he creates his own bubble buddy, but it causes many problems around town.

Patrick realizes that he has never won any awards in his life, so he decides to copy everything that SpongeBob does. SpongeBob has won countless awards, so Patrick is sure…

Squidward is put in charge of the Krusty Krab when Mr. Krabs goes to the hospital and decides to take the day off, but can’t help thinking SpongeBob will do…

SpongeBob forgets how to tie his shoes, so he must re-learn how. But no one else knows how, either.

When Pearl remodels the Krusty Krab into a hip local hangout, SpongeBob worries about the fate of the original restaurant (not to mention, his position as Fry Cook!).

SpongeBob eats a peanut onion sundae and acquires a hideous case of bad breath. And he can’t quite understand why everyone runs away from him whenever he talks to them.

While out for a family dinner, the Barones spot Robert’s ex-wife, which prompts them to reminisce about the demise of his marriage. The family tells Amy the truth about Robert’s…

After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert quits the police force. No one realized how much of an effect the “”bull…

Ray’s attempts to alleviate Debra’s PMS moodiness only make her more irritable. When Ray witnesses Debra’s hypersensitive mood and generally annoyed reaction to everything he says and does, he checks…

Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior. When Robert is told by his doctor that…