Carrie discovers that she is pregnant and she is panicked that the timing is all-wrong. Meanwhile, Deacon and Kelly begin to reconcile and Spence is left out in the cold…

Doug’s Uncle Stu asks him to get his son, Danny, a job at IPS. Doug doesn’t want him working there but he doesn’t want to look bad to the family…

Doug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards. Carrie breaks their hearts by telling the truth and rejects the idea of a combined backyard….

Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug’s parents while they have a short layover at Kennedy Airport on their way to Montreal. While there,…

During the Palmer’s separation, Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. While there, Carrie runs into a co-worker who seems interested in Kelly….

Doug, feeling underappreciated at work, hears that drivers at FedEx are making twice what he makes. When he runs into a former co-worker now working for the big overnight service,…

Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of to the weekly dance at a senior center. When Carrie finds out, she…

Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so he can play mud football and get out of going to her seminar. Now sick from his night of football…

After Deacon and Kelly’s separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold for a few weeks because Carrie…

Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating.

Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon’s birthday, which turns into a war of jealousy.

Doug sets up his sister with Carrie’s boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV.

Doug and Carrie rush to a friend’s wedding before the bride and groom realize they’re not there; Meanwhile, Arthur plans a scheme involving Spence.

Its Christmas time and Doug’s parents are coming over. The only problem is that Doug and Carrie are trying to conceive because of Carrie’s “fertile time.” After trying to not…

Carrie’s boss, Pruzan, has his first big case as partner, and Carrie is overwhelmed with work. To complicate matters more, the case involves testimony from a delivery driver and Pruzan…

As Doug and Carrie’s plane makes an unexpectedly rough landing, Doug takes the only available oxygen mask for himself and doesn’t think twice about Carrie. She is hurt that he…

While cleaning out the Heffernan freezer, Carrie comes across the top tier of her and Doug’s wedding cake, and reflects back to the time when they got married. As she…

Now that Arthur is back from the hospital, Carrie thinks that it is a good idea that she and Doug get life insurance. She wants to be sure that Arthur…

As Arthur prepares to undergo heart surgery, he asks Carrie and Doug to bring him his sleep mask. While digging through Arthur’s closet for the mask, Carrie finds a box…

Doug decides to buy a pumpkin to get into the Halloween spirit, but as soon as Arthur sees it, he smashes it and banishes the celebration of Halloween. Doug, frustrated…

Carrie is invited to her company’s retreat for the first time and is overcome with excitement. Doug is not so thrilled, however, when he discovers that he must spend the…

Doug rear-ends Kelly and Deacon’s car and he and Carrie insist that they personally pay for the damage so they can leave the insurance company out of it. But, when…

As Doug is about to break what was once thought of as an unbeatable record, the tension between he and the guys at IPS mounts. For 18 years, Iggy Stenkowski’s…

Doug thinks he has come up with the perfect birthday gift for Carrie: laser eye surgery. That is until Carrie ends up nearly blind from the operation.

The Heffernans are again thinking about getting pregnant, just four months after Carrie’s miscarriage. But there’s one problem: Arthur. Now that his last friend from the senior center has moved…

This freewheeling close to the series’ second season recalls the tumultuous births and early years of the four rambunctious sons of Lois (and Hal. At the outset, Lois tells her…

Malcolm’s family and scores of others are forced to relocate to a school gym because of a toxic-chemical spill caused by a derailed train. Seems it ran over an old…

Malcolm, Dewey, Stevie, and Reese hide out at a traveling carnival after hours and run afoul of a determined security guard and several members of the freak show.

Lois (Jane Kaczmarek) forbids the boys to ride a motorbike they found, but Reese (Justin Berfield) disobeys and breaks a leg.

Francis has an extra ticket for a wrestling event and it is the prize pitting Malcolm vs. Reese in a one-upmanship war; caring for Craig’s cat is troublesome for Dewey.

Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield) go to a bowling party where they vie for the attention of a cute girl. With Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston and Erik Per…

Malcolm and the Krelboynes tutor Reese, and uncover the real reason behind his failing grades.

A cooking class energizes Reese; a planned party irks Malcolm, whose brutal honesty hurts the hostess, Krelboyne Cynthia.

A hospital stay unsettles Malcolm, who’s stuck in a kids ward with what may be appendicitis. Meanwhile, at military school, Francis leads a hunger strike.

Lois gets a traffic ticket and immediately blames Francis and makes him get the money to her. To do this, Francis stages a stunt for the other cadets’ amusement. Malcolm…

Lois’s nightmare parents, Victor and Ida, come for a surprise visit and throw the family into turmoil not only with their mere presence, but by promising to pay for a…

Malcolm becomes concerned with his future and his career. He takes an aptitude test, which doesn’t help because he finds out that he is equally excellently qualified to do anything….

Malcolm’s family tries to become friendly with their new neighbours with the pool, but end up with new enemies instead. Neighbour boy Josh convinces Dewey that the lawn gnome wants…

There’s a new girl in the Krelboyne class. Malcolm learns that his dull pencils were part of an elaborate yet unknown hazing. Cynthia is a fresh recruit from New York,…

Dewey starts carrying a purse to school. Francis’s friend Richie joins him at military school. Malcolm becomes a slave to an old woman in the neighborhood.