Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he’s afraid of appearing stupid, so he enlists his friends to make sure things go well. During the interview, he…

Everybody prepares to go out to Long Island for the elder Gellers’ 35th wedding anniversary party. Monica wants to write a toast to make everybody cry like Ross’s toasts do….

Joey has been hiding from Rachel, so she invents a problem at work to draw him into conversation. Phoebe’s tea leaves tell her that she’s going to meet the man…

Ross has trouble understanding Joey’s revelation, as does Gunther. However, he comes to his senses and convinces Joey to tell Rachel how he feels. Joey takes her out to dinner…

Phoebe tries to cheer up a depressed Joey by lending him the world’s happiest dog. Ross has yet to tell Mona that Rachel’s living with him. Monica and Chandler’s romantic…

Phoebe talks Monica into letting her give her a massage but becomes disconcerted when Monica begins making sexual noises. Joey dreams about being with Rachel and betraying Ross. Chandler realizes…

Monica turns Chandler on to the concept of a bath to relax, complete with scented oils and candles. Ross and Rachel toss baby names back and forth while deciding whether…

Phoebe gets Monica and Chandler a Ms. Pacman arcade game for a wedding present, which leads to some heavy competition between Monica, Phoebe, and, surprisingly, Chandler. Ross gets to teach…

Going to France to scatter the late Uncle Albert’s ashes near the village where he spent part of the war, Del decides to kill two birds with one stone and…

Malcolm Reynolds is a veteran and the captain of Serenity. He and his crew are smuggling goods, but they need to pick up some passengers for extra money. However, not…

Serenity encounters a ruthlessly professional bounty hunter, Jubal Early, who will stop at nothing to retrieve River. But River, feeling unwelcome on the ship, takes a novel approach to escaping…

Angered at Zoë’s unshakable war connection to Mal, Wash demands a shot at a field assignment. Unfortunately, crime lord Niska chooses this moment to exact a brutal vengeance for Mal’s…

Hard up for cash, Serenity takes on a job from Simon: help him get a thorough diagnostic of River in return for the opportunity to loot the vast medical stores…

Mal must choose which crew members to save when one is gravely wounded and two others are kidnapped. Simon finds an uneasy haven in a remote village, but River’s uncanny…

Inara attends a formal society dance, only to find Malcolm there as well, attempting to set up a smuggling job. Mal comes to blows with Inara’s conceited date and finds…

After Serenity suffers a catastrophe that leaves her crew with only hours of oxygen, flashbacks show how Mal and Zoë acquired Serenity and assembled their motley band.

Returning to a planet where he ran into some serious trouble years ago, Jayne discovers that he’s become a local folk legend. Mal decides to use this entertaining distraction to…

As an unexpected reward for an unpaid job, Mal finds himself married to a naïve, subservient young woman named Saffron. The crew are amused at his discomfort and Book lectures…

Serenity is pulled in by a Tohoku-class cruiser while investigating a spaceship that was attacked by Reavers. Simon and River must hide to prevent capture, while something is wrong with…

The crew of Serenity take on a train heist commissioned by a crime lord. They steal the goods, only to find it is medicine that’s desperately needed by the town.

In the Season Four finale, Tony and Carmela contemplate purchasing a shore house, but a voice from the past threatens the deal. While Uncle Junior breaks out the Hearty Burgundy,…

Tony continues to haggle with Johnny Sack and the two Carmines over the Esplanade profits. Carmela makes a decorating date she can’t keep; Furio proves a reluctant companion to Tony…

After a sitdown with Carmine and Johnny Sack, Tony contemplates the future of the HUD partnership. Meanwhile, Paulie blows off steam with an old pal; Janice starts losing patience with…

At therapy, Tony likens himself to the ‘sad clown,’ but Melfi doesn’t buy into his melancholy portrait. Meanwhile, Carmela drags A.J. with her to Furio’s house to offer decorating tips…

After an aggressive team of reporters lowers the boom on Uncle Junior, his lawyers try a new strategy. Ralph has some fun at the expense of Paulie and his mother,…

Paulie takes pains to integrate his mother Nucci into the social world at Green Grove. Meanwhile, Furio faces up to his inner feelings during a trip to Italy to see…

Tony and the gang throw Paulie a Bada Bing bash after his release from jail, but it doesn’t take long for old tensions to resurface. Carmela’s cousin Brian throws out…

After hiring an attractive French hostess, Elodi, Artie agrees to loan her brother some money, with interest. Meanwhile, Christopher gets some new responsibilities; Carmela fixes Furio up with an oral…

Checking out Ralph’s promising new filly at the track, Tony displays a flair for horse-racing strategy–and discovers an unexpected affinity for the stable life. Adriana finds her rock club being…

A disparaging remark about his wife sets Johnny Sack off on a vendetta. Meadow decides to do volunteer work at the South Bronx Law Center; Furio hosts a housewarming party…

Silvio and Ralph must take care of a planned protest of the Columbus Day parade by a Native American group. At an Italian pride ladies’ lunch, Carmela is embarrassed by…

With Paulie in jail, Christopher becomes acting capo, but he gets off to a bad start with Patsy. Still troubled by Jackie Jr.’s death, Meadow contemplates taking a year off…

Tony invests in a land deal despite Carmela’s concerns about money. Junior faces his own financial woes as his trial approaches. Adriana brings her new friend to the Soprano Sunday…

“all in the game…” – Traditional West Baltimore. Every crew has weak links–including Avon Barksdale’s. With the heat turned up in the high-rises, Daniels and McNulty turn to a higher…

“This is me, yo, right here.” – Wallace. The low-rise pay phones are out of service, so McNulty and Daniels try to keep pace by tapping Barksdale’s office. Bodie gets…

“Dope on the damn table.” – Daniels. The police turn up the heat on tracking down Savino, Wee-Bey and Little Man. Burrell orders Daniels to hit drug dealers for results…

“And then he dropped the bracelets…” – Greggs. With Wallace in custody, McNulty and Daniels try to figure out what to do with him in the months before he testifies….

“Maybe we won.” – Herc. Barksdale plays an expensive game of one-upmanship with an east-side rival. Meanwhile, Herc and Carver take some cash off of Wee-Bey’s hands, and Omar resurfaces…

“Come at the king, you best not miss.” – Omar. An unlikely source gives McNulty the tag of a car driven by Stringer Bell. Meanwhile, Greggs and Carver bust a…

“A man must have a code.” – Bunk. Tipped off by the wire, Greggs, Herc, Carver and Freamon make a bust, but the incident makes Avon and Stringer suspicious, leading…