Carrie has decided that she and Doug don’t spend enough time celebrating the good things in their relationship, and plans a night of romance in honor of the anniversary of…

Carrie gets jealous when Doug’s attention is focused on Spence’s new girlfriend, Becky, a professional chef. It’s not her looks. It’s not her personality, it’s her food! Doug can’t get…

A toy from their childhood leads to a rift between Deacon and Doug. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to give her father a great Christmas gift, but this proves hard to do…

Doug loans Carrie to Deacon to help prepare Thanksgiving dinner. When Deacon ditches her for Holly’s services, his web of lies soon gets out of control. Trying to cover it…

Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, but insists on taking a couple over Doug’s friends. But when they realize Carrie’s favored couple doesn’t work for Doug, and Doug’s…

At a wedding, Doug takes a naughty picture with a disposable camera supplied by the bride and groom. After letting Danny take the blame, and after confessing to a priest,…

Doug and Carrie run into Doug’s high school girlfriend, Margie, at his favorite sports bar. Carrie gets jealous when she discovers that Doug’s mother would rather spend time with his…

Doug stops by Carrie’s office, and is introduced to her work-husband Curt. Although Carrie assures him that he has nothing to worry about since Curt is gay, Doug is threatened…

Doug’s bowling team prepares for a tournament, while Carrie agrees to babysit Mr. Kaplan’s son, in hopes of furthering her career. But when Doug throws out a mercy flirt and…

Deacon asks Doug to help him coach his 8-year-old son’s football team and the boy challenges Doug to try out for a semi-pro team, but Carrie isn’t thrilled with the…

Doug and Carrie run into Father McAndrew at the fish market. They exchange pleasantries and as they are parting ways, Father McAndrew tells them that he would love to see…

Mike and Debi, a bright young couple, move in next door to Doug and Carrie. The Heffernans don’t make the greatest first impression as an argument they’re having can be…

Carrie has been put in charge of overseeing a group of people who will be organizing and distributing legal documents for one of her firm’s big cases. The catch is…

Malcolm starts to date Nikki. Meanwhile, Hal and Lois must take abstinence pills in an attempt to be better parents. At the ranch, Otto is furious with the other ranchers…

Brotherly love is lost on Malcolm and Reese, now out to sabotage his sibling’s birthday in devilish strikes met with crafty counterattacks.

Acting dumb like Reese eases Malcolm’s stress and lands him a date with the new light of his life, an attractive girl who’s really a dim bulb.

Christopher Lloyd adds to his gallery of eccentric characters, playing Hal’s quirky, cranky and very wealthy father, Walter, in this rollicking episode. The occasion is a birthday celebration for the…

High school’s first day vexes Malcolm, who acquires an unfortunate nickname; and Hal, a parental “volunteer” running afoul of authority.

Malcolm, whose frenetic home life is a kind of zoo, begins the fourth season by accompanying his family to the real thing. A visit to the zoo offers close encounters…

New monkey business occupies Reese, now a self-appointed law enforcer; a capuchin monkey has it in for Lois’s co-worker, Craig.

Back in the general school population, the Krelboyne whiz kids wind up in cliques with jocks, skateboarders and brooding “Goths.”

Lois gets jury duty and Hal tries to figure out what case she’s working on. Meanwhile, Malcolm and Reese saw Stevie’s mom naked and brag about it, they also take…

An embattled psychiatrist probes the boys’ naughty behavior patterns in a session framed by flashbacks to past episodes.

Girls in the house spell trouble for the boys, who are on their own while Dad’s hosting a poker game that’s more about one-upmanship than cards.

Dewey rules, thanks to his new dog that intimidates Malcolm and Reese; Hal and Lois hit the town with big plans—and flu symptoms.

Clever Hal invigorates Dewey’s soccer team; sly Reese blackmails a philandering neighbor; obsessed Malcolm battles a computer program.

The arrival of Francis’s new bride on Hal’s birthday sparks a fray that drives the younger siblings out—and into a posh hotel.

The return of the smart and sassy Cynthia rattles Malcolm, who’s astonished by her physical maturation. And so is drooling Reese.

Highway horror: Reese gets a learner’s permit, which he promptly proceeds to abuse by commandeering a driving-school vehicle.

After Hal is mistaken by his new boss, as that guy’s boss, Hal plays along. Malcolm is in a three-legged scavenger hunt with the girl he likes, but becomes upset…

Juicy guest casting and ingenious plotting enliven an hourlong episode that airs in the plum post-Super Bowl slot. One storyline unfolds at Hal’s company picnic, where Lois clashes with a…

A negative job-performance review riles Lois; hoops play with the boys energizes Hal; a vermin infestation busies rat-killer Francis.

Trouble finds Reese at his new fast-food job; a new Krelboyne tutors Malcolm; Hal and Lois sabotage Dewey’s plan to get a dog.

Poker showdowns with Abe give Hal a flush; dance lessons turn Lois awhirl; an Alaskan blizzard entraps and rattles Francis. (TV Guide)

Gary starts biting everyone in town, starting with Squidward. When Squid asks if Gary has been up-to-date on all of his snail shots, SpongeBob reveals that he’s never done any…

In celebration for Mr. Krabs’ one millionth dollar, he takes Squidward and SpongeBob on a fishing trip. But a giant clam snatches Mr. Krabs’ precious dollar. How will he get…

Patrick gets bored everyday when SpongeBob goes to boating school. So SpongeBob insists that Patrick could join him. But what happens when Patrick makes SpongeBob lose a Noodle Student Star?

Mr. Krabs falls in love with Mrs. Puff.

SpongeBob and Squidward work the night shift.

It’s spring in Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob finds a wild seahorse and decides to keep her. He names her Mystery and he keeps on confining her into small, cramped spaces,…