Hank tries to help Bobby become a member of the Order of the Straight Arrow, but he disagrees with the “Arrowmaster” who is a new member of Arlen. Meanwhile, Peggy…

Joel and Sheila’s marriage gets a jumpstart when Sheila debuts a truly killer new personality and an anything-goes menu. And they used to be so normal.

Sheila and Joel piece together the previous night’s events while dealing with a professional setback. Abby gets a bold new look, courtesy of Lisa.

007, he ain’t. Eric’s plan to go undercover as a seafood distributor hits a snag. Meanwhile, Joel and Sheila worry Abby is getting out of control.

Is a colonel the clam connection? Joel’s on a stakeout to find out. Also, Abby has a date, and Sheila doesn’t see eye to eye with her boss.

Eager to secure a lucrative new listing, Joel and Sheila brainstorm how to knock rival realtors out of contention … without resorting to murder.

Stan loses his faith in religion after Steve questions everything in the Bible. He takes the family to Korea to investigate the rumors of a reinvented “Noah’s Ark.”

After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a “Freaky Friday”-type switcheroo where they get a taste of life in each other’s…

Jeff is forced to take Francine out for a not-so-wild night on the town. Klaus forces Steve to watch his celebrity impressions.

Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark to help Steve overcome his fears. Hayley’s friend Danuta becomes romantically interested in Klaus.

Roger breaks up Steve’s friendship with Snot, Barry and Toshi. Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved.

Worried about their bickering, Stan and Francine go to extremes to save their marriage. Roger excels at jingle writing.

Hayley gets a job as a delivery driver and begins delivering lunch to Stan’s office; when she sees the terrible work conditions, she organizes a strike; the family watches Breaking…

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Meanwhile, Steve tries to catch Hayley’s pink eye to get out of…

Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family. Meanwhile, Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with American Pickers.

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan’s car when Stan refuses to pay for life-saving surgery; Steve and his friends prank Roger, who then terrorizes them for revenge.

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they’re trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve…

A mold of Francine’s vagina is displayed in a museum.

A fun-loving everyman named Hal bumps into Monk, and the two become fast friends. For the first time in his life, Monk appears to have a buddy. But is Hal…

As Monk and his friends watch a TV news magazine piece on the solution of his hundredth case, he realizes that one of the victims was murdered by a different…

A new mission has Chuck and Sarah posing as a married couple and interacting with some odd neighbors. The Buy More crew help Big Mike out after his wife files…

Jack gets attached to Liz’s nurturing parents because they provide the love and support he never got from his mom. The staffers get ready for their raunchy holiday party, but…

When Jack learns that Will never learned how to swim, Jack insists that he teach Will how. Meanwhile, Karen sets Grace up on a blind date with one of Malcolm’s…

A shallow grave holds the remains of conjoined twins; Booth and Brennan infiltrate a circus community after they discover that the twins were jugglers there.

A detective from Major Crimes takes over Jake’s nearly solved murder case and steals his thunder.

George Sr. suggests a last-ditch effort to save the family by holding a fund raiser to raise money to pay their legal expenses. Michael suggests to Lindsay that she take…