Hank wants to have the best lawn in the neighborhood for Cinco de Mayo, and he decides that Dale’s weekly bug-spraying is hurting his lawn. He tells Dale not to…

Hank catches Bobby smoking, and punishes him by making him smoke a whole carton of cigarettes. The plan backfires when not only does Bobby get addicted to cigarettes, but Hank…

When Dale brings home a new ‘Super Mower’ the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste in their mouths. To knock him down a few…

When Hank tries to buy a new dryer, he is told that his credit is no good because he owes money to Arlen Video. The video store’s computer says he…

Hank tries to get the propane account with Mr. Holloway, a visiting businessman from Boston. Holloway has stereotypical ideas about Texas and is disappointed that Hank doesn’t live up to…

Stan finds Deputy Director Bullock, his supervisor, starting a relationship with Hayley. However, he can’t risk saying or doing anything about it because he’s up for a promotion at the…

Sabrina gets jealous when Mr. Kraft’s assignment calls for the students to pair up and pretend to be married and Libby makes sure that Harvey is her partner.

After Salem stows away in her backpack and gets her thrown out of the local pizzeria, Sabrina washes her hands of the cat, feigning unconcern when the feline fails to…

After Peter heavily drinks at a bachelor party, even though he told Lois he would not, he gets fired from his job at the Happy-go-Lucky toy factory for being hung…

Jack bumps into an old wizard who transforms him into a chicken – a rather goofy-looking master of the martial arts that nobody can understand. He gets captured and taken…

Exposure to a weird mixture of chemicals, including the Joker’s laughing gas, changes straitlaced newsman Jack Ryder into the crazed Creeper. He looks to kill the Joker, and develops a…

Jake finds himself trapped in a world made of himself.

The Planet Express crew come to present-day Springfield to prevent the Simpsons from destroying the future.