Dorothy is in charge of a hospital charity show and things aren’t going her way. She can’t find any talent for the talent show and her emcee has just cancelled….

The family is at a church fund-raiser, where Homer tries to ensure his rubber duck onto victory, but Flanders wins the big prize, which he doesn’t want and gives it…

Homer enters Lisa into the Little Miss Springfield Pageant to help her feel better about her looks. But when she must choose between the title and her integrity, she realizes…