Taco retires from sex because of concussions. Andre’s one night stand with an Uber driver goes awry. Pete binge watches seven seasons of “The Block;” and Ruxin and Sofia use…

When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people…

Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can’t speak.

Steve tries to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order of birds’ egg thieves; Francine buys a new Italian sauce for the family.

Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist when she finds out Stan has been shielding her from unhappy news; Klaus and Steve help Snot pimp out his basement.

Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot’s feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him…

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they’re trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve…

Stan and Steve become sushi chefs.

Brian’s marriage to Jess doesn’t go as planned, especially after her miraculous cancer recovery, so at Peter’s suggestion, Brian lets himself go, leading Jess to make a surprising decision.

Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage.

As the gang prepares to go to Robin and Barney’s wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he’s finally finished fixing up. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney’s night of relaxation…