Come one, come all to the creepiest circus the world has ever seen, a place where puzzling mysteries — and a familiar face — await.

Klaus just isn’t himself after seeing Dr. Orwell, an optometrist with oddly optimistic patients. Meanwhile, Violet works to clear her parents’ names.

The children arrive at the Lucky Smells Lumber Mill and unearth some unsettling accusations about their parents. Count Olaf courts an old flame.

Gloria wins a silent auction to have a therapist come for an afternoon with the adults; Haley and Alex consider dumping their boyfriends.

Callie Renee Mortimer: 1984 – 2003. Keith and David find the reality of a resort vacation different than advertised, Ruth learns the meaning of ‘express checkout’ during a shopping excursion…

Matthew Clark Hazen: 1962 – 2003. Martin Jacobs: 1978 – 2003. Andrew Wayne Milne: 1952 – 2003. Daniel Grant Showalter: 1978 – 2003. David and Rico are at odds over…

Nathaniel Samuel Fisher, Jr: 1965 – 2002. Fisher & Sons has become Fisher & Diaz, and Rico is doing all he can to make sure he’s not a “gofer” anymore….

Andrea Kuhn 1963 – 2004 Ruth dreads George’s return from the hospital in light of his recent diagnosis; Nate and Brenda prep for a big day, but an emergency makes…

Larry attempts a pre-emptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can’t make an “empty gesture” to a Funkhouser.