When Al is published as one of Detroit’s “”Most Elligible Bachelor”” in a magazine, women begin flocking all over him and he starts to ignore Ilene. Mark has to write…

Quark’s mother and the Grand Nagus show up on DS9, announcing a new amendment to the Bill of Opportunities he has instituted on the home planet of Ferenganar, and then…

At the request of the Grand Nagus, Quark puts together a mission to rescue Quark’s mother, who is in the hands of the Dominion.

Quark doesn’t know whether to be panicked or overjoyed when he learns that his mother is the new lover of the Grand Nagus.