Maxwell’s old nanny comes to visit and complains about Fran’s job as a nanny.

Lois goes over to visit Ida, but gets unpleasantly surprised by the St. Grotus Day festival. Malcolm fails a music appreciation course, and reluctantly goes to Dewey for help. Reese…

Malcolm struggles with his speech when he’s elected valedictorian of his graduating class at school. However, Lois refuses to listen to any of his complaints and reveals that she wants…

Lois, Hal, and Dewey go out of town for a piano competition, so they get Ida to watch over Malcolm and Reese while they’re gone. Since Ida thinks Reese needs…

Shadow questions the terms of his employment when Mr. Wednesday informs him of his plan to rob a bank (because, naturally, every army needs a source of funding). And just…

As Mr. Wednesday begins recruitment for the coming battle, Shadow Moon travels with him to Chicago and agrees to a very high stakes game of checkers with the old Slavic…

After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The…

One of Charlie’s elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.

McGarrett and Danny work on their relationship while they stakeout a woman’s apartment after she escapes following a diamond robbery.

Bart, Milhouse, and Martin pool their money to buy the first issue of Radioactive Man, but their investment and their friendship are threatened when they can’t agree on who will…

Dwight must makes amends with the office after his fire safety seminar goes awry; Michael tries to get his employees to relax; Andy becomes convinced that Pam and Jim are…

Little Anthony Fremont controls an entire town with his ability to read minds and make people do as he wishes. Which is a real good thing.