When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script.

Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.

After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger sparks a…

After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that…

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that’s been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of…

When Stan feels like he’s not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making…

When Francine discovers Stan’s secret, decades-old passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner until Stan’s competitive nature gets the best of him…

After Francine tells Stan she’s looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver’s seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks…

Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try…

Stan fears he may not be Hayley’s real father, so he goes back in time to find the truth. In doing so, he disrupts the past and must save the…

Despite Stan’s objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he has always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because…

When Barry (guest voice Eddie Kay Thomas) threatens Stan’s old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is…

Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a…

When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for…

Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.

Roger becomes Steve’s legal guardian, but gets a little overzealous in the parenting department when he gets the principal fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the…

Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, and is shocked to find that the man is his new next-door neighbor and that Sergei has already turned Steve…

When Francine’s adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his “man of the house” ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to…

When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been artificially created memories, she gets very angry and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good…

Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.

Francine joins in on Steve and his pals’ live-action role-playing game. Stan opens a knock-off Seaworld in the house.

When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she’s a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.

Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn’t compliment his order.

Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry’s father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit. Terry is worried because his dad…

Stan has had enough of Roger’s antics! When he calls Roger out, Roger claims he has been sent to Earth to determine the fate of mankind. Stan challenges him to…

Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid’s bar mitzvah after he hits on Steve’s girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot gets wrongly accused of stealing the kid’s bar mitzvah money,…

When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to his heart –…

When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed…

When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness….

Steve plots his revenge against all the popular girls who torment nerds and losers at his school.

Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her former fiancé is still alive, and when…

When Stan becomes his boss’ go-to guy, he feels like he can’t say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and…

When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing “Matlock” for…

Jeff returns from space … or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot’s hamster.

When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people…

When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis’ carefree, single life, a la “It’s a Wonderful Life,” his wish comes true. In Stan’s wish world, Principal Lewis has his family.

Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei, and it’s Steve’s mission to get him back….

When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission…