Stan gives Francine “love coupons” for Valentine’s Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends…

When Stan gets told by Francine to get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV, he and Roger hatch up a plan at the local horse track to avoid losing his car….

Upset that Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out on his sage counseling. After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission,…

Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.

Steve must become the man of the house when Stan re-lives his childhood.

Steve is left home as the family plan a trip to Boston hoping to locate a college for Hayley. When his friends arrive they convince him to break the rules,…

Stan is frustrated that Steve and his friends never play outside, but Francine refuses to let Stan take the kids to the woods for some outdoor fun. Of course, Stan…

Roger forges a radical plan to help Steve date the hot girl at school. Roger will switch faces with Steve “Face/Off”-style, seduce her, then tag Steve back in after she’s…

Determined to get Snot to confront his emotions after his father passes away, Steve and friends embark on an epic cross-country road trip to the funeral. But Steve’s commitment to…

In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she’s still a “cool” mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. B…

Thwarted in their efforts to secure dates for the upcoming high school prom, Steve and Snot turn to the CIA’s cloning machine to churn out two willing ladies. But, when…

Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other. Meanwhile,…

After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve’s cousin from New Jersey,…

When Steve has trouble crossing over into the “cool kids” social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try…

With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes. However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to…

Wanting to have the scariest haunted house on the block, Stan comes up with a ”killer” setup; Steve competes to win the heart of his overprotective friend’s younger sister.

Francine tries to rig the school spelling bee so that Steve will win; Stan and Roger try to rush Hayley’s grieving process so she will be available to judge their…

Roger pretends to be Jeff’s imaginary friend so he can roam around the house without a disguise; when Jeff realizes Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum — either…

When Steve’s baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he’s not a goody-goody.

When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script.

Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.

After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger sparks a…

Francine joins in on Steve and his pals’ live-action role-playing game. Stan opens a knock-off Seaworld in the house.

Steve and Snot alter their futures when they throw a party for the uncool kids. Meanwhile, Roger is disgruntled when a waitress doesn’t compliment his order.

Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.

Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry’s father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit. Terry is worried because his dad…

Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei, and it’s Steve’s mission to get him back….

When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 20 hours of Francine’s memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 20 years. Francine, having reverted to her…

Hayley comes home from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, instigating a fight with Stan. While she’s sleeping, Stan cuts her hair (for her own good, of…

Stan Smith is mad because after getting his wife a job (or “hobby”) as a Real Estate agent, she makes more money than him. In the meantime, his daughter Hayley…

Stan Smith uses his CIA skills to help 13-year-old son Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in class, Lisa Silver. But when being class president…

Roger is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, and a sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his…

Klaus leaves the family after one too many harassments. 15 years later, they reconnect for his funeral.

Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver. Hayley takes Steve on a road trip, so he can learn to drive.

Steve goes undercover as a school hall monitor; Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.

Roger breaks up Steve’s friendship with Snot, Barry and Toshi. Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved.

Steve tries to get into baseball to connect with Stan. Roger creates real life drama for Francine after her favorite soap opera is cancelled.

Stan and Hayley compete in collecting data for the US Census; Klaus has Steve and his friends model for his new camera.

Roger turns his attention to Steve’s friend Snot who teaches him about Hanukkah, prompting him to convert to Judaism. Roger then decides to make Hanukkah more popular than Christmas by…