Roger studies crime scene photography; Stan bullies Steve in hopes of toughening him up.

After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones (including Stan and Steve),…

When Stan admits that his heroes include the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team, Roger confesses that he played on the team; Reginald tries to win over Hayley by taking her…

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they are a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless…

Upset that Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out on his sage counseling. After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission,…

Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.

Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient so he can get his own place; at camp, Steve and his friends fall prey to a scheme.

Steve is left home as the family plan a trip to Boston hoping to locate a college for Hayley. When his friends arrive they convince him to break the rules,…

When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans’ Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn’t think he’s ready for such an…

Bonding with Steve at the zoo causes Stan to lose Steve in the gorilla cage.

With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes. However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to…

Despite Francine’s warning, Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas; Steve accidentally shoots Santa.

Wanting to have the scariest haunted house on the block, Stan comes up with a ”killer” setup; Steve competes to win the heart of his overprotective friend’s younger sister.

Stan offers a reward to the person who can stop Hayley and her old boyfriend from eloping.

Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve…

Francine tries to get Stan to spice up their sex life; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot.

When Black Villain shoots Stan’s new wife, Sexpun Tocome, on their honeymoon, Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down.

When Steve’s baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he’s not a goody-goody.

When Stan catches Steve playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a…

When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on…

Stan joins Roger and Steve’s fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his “job.” Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring…

When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to…

When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger’s footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona….

Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys’ night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another….

Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry’s father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit. Terry is worried because his dad…

When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.