When J.D. has to address a bunch of pre-med students about what it’s like to be a doctor, he strays off the beaten path and chooses to discuss his best…

Turk tries to assure a worried Carla that their daughter will acknowledge her Latin heritage. Meanwhile the Janitor challenges J.D. to identify everyone in the hospital, when it is discovered…

In the aftermath of their near-indiscretion, Elliot realizes she doesn’t want to be with Keith, and J.D. resolves to stop sabotaging himself. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Turk find a patient…

When Keith leaves town for a few days, J.D. expects that he’ll finally be able to spend some quality time with Elliot. But he doesn’t anticipate Elliot’s old college friend…

When Private Dancer is released from the hospital, the military informs him that his injuries are too severe to be reinstated into the service, so he gets depressed. The Sacred…

After being convinced to go to Tacoma for Kim’s first ultrasound, J.D., along with Carla, Elliot, Janitor, Keith and Ted, takes Kelso’s new RV on a road trip. Meanwhile, Jordan…

Lucy finds couplings, dysfunctional or not, throughout the hospital

J.D. and Turk gather up a new crop of interns as they organize their annual (and historically unfunny) sketch show.