When the Arlen Bystander gets a new editor, Peggy gets a job writing a household hints column. Except Peggy doesn’t know any household hints, so she gets Minh to supply…

When smoking is banned in all Arlen restaurants and bars, an infuriated Dale stands up for the smoking community in an act of defiance by going from bar to bar…

Judge Brown turns to Denny when he sues a company for not curing his “same-sex attraction disorder,” but Denny’s homophobia forces him to ask Alan to help.Shirley takes on the…

Alan and Shirley defend a homeless man, on trial for eating his dead friend to stay alive, while Alan’s pleas to Denny for permission to sleep with Shirley result in…

Denise shocks the firm by announcing her marriage to Daniel Post, who is subsequently arrested for attempting to illegally buy a lung from a fellow cancer patient.Alan once again defends…

After kidnapping a witness and physically assaulting a priest, Brad is put on trial and enlists the help of Denny and Shirley to bail him out. Meanwhile, Alan’s hands are…

Denny is called to defend a man who raped and killed a 13-year-old girl, but decides he’d rather go to jail than spend his days defending murderers. Meanwhile, Alan must…

The firm takes on two milestone cases. First, Shirley and Denise represent Christian and Wiccan parents who are outraged by a public school’s Halloween celebrations, but the case takes a…

Chelina asks Alan to assist her in Texas because her former client is getting executed but may be innocent of the crime. An old friend of Denny and Shirley asks…

While out with Tara, Alan ends up causing a bar room brawl and as a result, becomes arrested for conspiracy to commit assault and battery. Shirley and Denny represent a…

Lori helps her former informant who was shot while robbing a convenience store and who does not want the bullet removed because it could incriminate him. Things become more complex…

After Denny learns some disturbing news about the progression of his Alzheimer’s disease and that an experimental drug might help, Alan tries to convince the Massachusetts Supreme Court to let…

Jerry Espenson insists on defending himself in court when he’s accused of aggravated assault after a run-in with a bully. Meanwhile, Alan Shore and Shirley Schmidt try to help an…

Alan Shore and Denny Crane sue the government when cattle rancher Carol Hober who, Crane believes, is the spitting image of actress Valerie Bertinelli — accuses the USDA of not…

Denny Crane is arrested yet again for carrying a concealed firearm after he shoots a man in self defense who’s attempting to mug him and Jerry Espenson. Meanwhile, Alan Shore…

After Denny Crane almost dies from toxic shock due to his unintended misuse of an arsenal of prescription drugs, Alan Shore takes on a pharmaceutical company for employing deceptive advertising…

Patriotism is in the air as Alan and Denny celebrate their acceptance into the Auxiliary Coast Guard. But when the town of Concord, Massachusetts decides to secede from the United…

A group of high ranking politicos ask Denny Crane to run for President of the United States. Jerry Espenson’s ex-girlfriend, Dana, asks that he defend her after she’s arrested for…

Denny falls for a female cattle rancher who is pushing for the government to stop selling meat which has been cloned. Meanwhile, Shirley demands that Alan sues the Democratic Party…

Carl Sack represents the sexually adventurous Andrea when she sues a company for losing her mother’s ashes and giving her a cubic zirconium.

Shirley is torn when her law school sweetheart comes back into her life as opposing council, bringing back old feelings and alienating Carl. Meanwhile, Alan and Denny flirt with the…

Alan takes on one of his most outrageous lawsuits to date when he teams up with Denny to sue the National Guard for failing to show up when a flood…

Denny is once again arrested, this time for allegedly soliciting gay sex in the court men’s room, and again turns to Alan for representation. Shirley is surprised to find Bethany…

Whitney and Katie defend an ex-cop charged with murder, but are shocked to find that the main piece of evidence is an MRI of his brain that “proves” he is…

Shirley is compelled to help an old friend of Denny who is discharged from the army for coming out publicly as being gay, but finds resistance from the judge for…

Alan represents a teenage girl who blames her high school’s stand on contraceptives for her contracting AIDS, while trying to work alongside Lorraine without distraction. Meanwhile, Jerry and Katie take…

Kitty returns and asks Lois for help getting Kitty’s estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous “Brotherhood Initiation.”

Sabrina finally solves the family secret: every member of the Spellman family is born with an evil twin.

Roland the Troll resurfaces in a new guise as a leprechaun, and chaos predictably follows. Having three wishes, Sabrina unwisely uses one of them to grant Salem’s desire to be…

When Sabrina’s bitter math teacher Mr. Rothwell singles her out for unfair treatment, and her aunts are unable to make him see reason, the witchly trio decide it’s time to…

Sunspot activity causes molecular instability for the witches present in the moral realm: Zelda’s left arm attaches itself to Hilda, who is auditioning to become part of a classical trio,…

SG-1 must turn to a pair of convicted criminals to save a world from annihilation by the Goa’uld.

General Hammond and the Pentagon reveal the existence of the Stargate to other world governments, and must defend the fact that the program is operated by the United States military.

Practising to take part in an upcoming Pro-Am tennis tournament, Magnum is assigned by Robin Masters to protect a spoilt young champ who is receiving death threats. Thomas finds his…