Our crew desperately try to turn Pete back into a sparrow before the time freeze wears off but Pete eats a scutter who was holding the time wand. The crew…

Lister and Rimmer are constantly getting into trouble. After playing a practical joke on Ackerman they are forced to play in an inmates vs guards basketball game and win by…

Kryten complains to Lister about being placed in the women’s wing of the prison and makes the fatal mistake of revealing he showers with them too. The male inmates want…

Lister mistakenly signs the gang up for the ‘Canaries’, prisoners that go into dangerous situations first to ensure it is safe for the important people. Their first mission is to…

When a truck driver accidentally reverses into a wall, he finds a body there and contacts the police. They phone for Sam, who is currently dealing with a break-in at…

When a truck driver accidentally reverses into a wall, he finds a body there and contacts the police. They phone for Sam, who is currently dealing with a break-in at…