Stan is frustrated with traffic so he goes to the mayor and proposes that the town build a bullet train, but the mayor laughs off the idea; Roger pushes Stan…

Francine hosts a dinner party even though a serial killer who attacks dinner parties is terrorizing the town; when the lights go out and guests start to disappear, Roger takes…

Hayley gets a job as a delivery driver and begins delivering lunch to Stan’s office; when she sees the terrible work conditions, she organizes a strike; the family watches Breaking…

Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti and neglect and convinces the town to allow him to restore the mural himself; Roger becomes Steve’s…

Steve tries to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order of birds’ egg thieves; Francine buys a new Italian sauce for the family.

Stan becomes a wanted man, running from Roger the bounty hunter, and ends up in a town in need of a good guy to help Principal Lewis, Francine, Steve and…

Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Meanwhile, Steve tries to catch Hayley’s pink eye to get out of…

Stan becomes addicted to dying after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack; Klaus takes Steve to Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity…

Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings; Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and…

Steve is upset when Snot threatens their summer camp fun by becoming a counselor-in-training. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff become suspicious of Roger when he organizes a “Burning Man” reenactment for…

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the Bazooka Sharks arena football team to stop playing. Meanwhile, Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver…

Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing. Roger becomes a stewardess to perform comedy routines on the plane but is upset when another…

Hayley experiences what pregnancy would be like after Roger agrees to give birth to Jeff so he can be human again. Snot’s feelings are hurt when Steve secretly signs him…

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they’re trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve…

A mold of Francine’s vagina is displayed in a museum.

Stan and Steve become sushi chefs.

Steve becomes a pilot.