Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a luxury spa, where past-life regression therapy brings out the imagined warrior in Roseanne.

Will tells Ashley’s slumber-party guests a scary tale about his first day at Bel-Air Academy.

A holiday visit from Will’s taskmaster mother puts the kibosh on conspicuous consumption and puts the kids to work preparing Thanksgiving dinner.

Will joins his prep school’s poetry club.