ALF dreams he’s a famous stand-up comic.

Raymond decides to spend a shift accompanying his brother Robert, a policeman. Initially, spending a shift in the back of Robert’s patrol car bores Raymond and he wonders why he…

When Raymond takes over the family checkbook to prove to Debra how “”easy it can be”” to balance it, he discovers he is no accountant. After he quickly runs out…

When Debra’s mother comes to visit the family for a week, Debra finds herself shocked to discover that she wishes her mom were more like Marie. Debra’s highly anticipated week…

Ray is bewildered, but not altogether displeased when Debra starts initiating sex on a more than regular basis. He can’t believe his luck – and good fortune when as a…

Ray’s “”free”” time goes to coaching his basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, he is reminded by Debra that their kids are growing up fast and he’s…

Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father’s poker game, so he ignores his father’s advice and ends up losing all his money. Debra wants Ray…

Nemo’s niece, Angelina, takes employment at Nemo’s as a waitress at Nemo’s. When Angelina catches Ray’s eye, he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife, Debra especially…

The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long john’s from his father. They get passed around from person to person, as a gift,…

Jerry’s brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the “sex is great” but not anything else. George…

Schoolteacher Helen Foley finds a strange and very serious little girl on the stairs outside her apartment. The little girl seems to know her, and tries to jog her memory…