Roller-skating lessons from Hal bug Malcolm, who rebels against dad’s discipline while mom agonizes in bed from a backache she blames on Reese. Francis avoids his squad’s survival weekend.

While Hal secretly takes the boys to the stock car races, Lois desperately searches for her missing paycheck. Francis at military school is keeping a boa constrictor as a pet.

Lois’s firing prompts household economizing. Meanwhile, Francis delights in his honor-guard duty—at a teenage beauty pageant.

Francis goes AWOL from military school to link up with his girlfriend, a ditsy doozy who’s made him gaga.

Malcolm sleeps over at Stevie’s house and, appalled at his over-protected lifestyle, persuades him to sneak out to a strange, late-night escapade. Francis deals with hazing at military school. Reese…

Malcolm’s cushy babysitting job provides relief from the trailer the family’s using while their house is being fumigated, until Malcolm learns that the trust placed in him in his new…

Parallel stories pit Malcolm against a bullying, obnoxious new kid and Francis vies with his intimidating, military-school commandant, who’s presenting sex-education lectures. Meanwhile, Hal takes heat after cutting down a…

Lois must take drastic steps to discover which of her sons ruined the special dress she bought for an anniversary dinner with Hal.

A security guard is found dead after shots ring out at a rap star’s concert and the CSIs must investigate. Rap star 10-Large won’t talk to the police regarding the…

Innocent lives remain in the line of fire as this terrifying day draws to a close. Jack is faced with an unthinkable situation while his perpetually imperiled daughter, Kim (guest…

Jack and Renee Walker pursue Dubaku through the streets of Washington, D.C., with a little cyber help from Chloe. Meanwhile, the first family and the FBI are left reeling from…

Shawn and Angela draw up a restraining order forbidding Cory and Topanga from any further interference in their romantic lives, but Shawn still has a difficult time seeing Angela date…

Buffy, Willow, Tara, and Dawn nearly escape from Glory when Glory’s hit by a truck. Buffy and the Scoobies leave Sunnydale in Spike’s RV to run from Glory, as Buffy…