Harper and Alex join Harper’s parents in a signing act. But Alex finds out it is a lot of working and wants to go home.

When Sheldon has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world’s worst patient. Also, Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without…

When an unstable detective returns to the Nine-Nine after years undercover, Jake doesn’t know what to make of him. Meanwhile, Charles’ rebellious behavior pits him against the precinct’s custodian, and…

A woman who comes to the office to sell purses gets the male members of staff excited. She rejects Dwight’s advances, but Michael reckons he’s still in with a chance.

The office staff play a basketball game against the warehouse workers in which Jim shows off to impress Pam and upstage her fiancee who is on the opposing team.

Michael arranges a morale-boosting birthday party for Meredith and is determined to come up with the funniest message in her card. Dwight wants a pact with Jim to fight the…

Michael doesn’t want to upset the staff so he gets Dwight to pass on news about the company’s reduced health provisions. Fed up with his nosiness, Jim and Pam pretend…

A consultant arrives to teach the staff about tolerance and diversity but Michael insists on imparting his own knowledge. Meanwhile, Jim struggles to keep hold of a lucrative contract extension.