Napoleon Bonamite pops up as a famous figure from history. Fizzing candy has terrible repercussions for young Mikey. Pennywise the Clown explains why everything floats in the sewers. A weakling…

Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich re-make Godzilla…again. A crime-fighting monkey saves monkeys from a monkey supervillain. An average fellow named Doug wakes up in the world of the Huggytime Bears….

The roller-coaster celebrity life of the Hulk is profiled in “Hollywood Spotlight.” The Masters of the Universe are rocked by a Paris Hilton-style sex tape. Michael Jackson returns from space…

Seven of the world’s greatest heroes stop being polite and start getting real in “The Real World: Metropolis.” Icons from Star Trek and Tiger Beat alike unite for canned sitcom…

Rachael Leigh Cook smashes more than eggs in her latest This Is Your Brain on Drugs public service announcement. Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, falls prey to prostate cancer….

Frasier calls in a plumber who just happens to be Danny Kriezel, the bully who terrorized Niles back in high school.

The divorce proceedings begin, and Karen is shocked to learn that Will is Stan’s lawyer, not hers. On a whim, she hires Soupie, a wet-behind-the-ears lawyer with a child’s mentality….

Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot…