Brian causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF’s intergalactic knowledge.

ALF comes to Brian’s aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play.

In the eighth season premiere, the Camden’s spend the last week of summer at a beach house. At the beginning of the summer, Simon killed Paul Smith in an automobile…

Unable to convince Chandler’s father to see his son before he dies, Eric is forced into tricking him. Meanwhile, Eric, Annie and Sarah’s mother Rosina get together to surprise Matt…

Eric flies to New York in a last attempt to convince Chandler’s dying father to make peace with Chandler before it’s too late. Meanwhile, Matt and Sarah suspect that she…

Teaser: Joey shows the twins how to use scissors safely. Main Synopsis: Michelle’s favorite part of school, the arts program, has been cancelled because of budget cuts. At a PTA…

Teaser: Nicky and Alex play cowboy games. Main Synopsis: Michelle tells the family that her bicycle is missing, so the family starts a search for it. Later on, Danny, Jesse,…

Teaser: Valentine’s day gifts and a broken heart among Jesse, Becky, and the twins. Main Synopsis: As Valentine’s day approaches, Becky thinks Jesse has lost his romantic spark, and that…

Teaser: A stretching show for Stephanie, Becky, and the twins. Main Synopsis: Mrs. Carruthers drops by and tells Joey that a substitute teacher is needed for Michelle’s class at school,…

Thomas is hired by Barbara Terranova, a financially broke woman who can only afford his services for one day, to find her missing fiancé Roger. But the case has several…

Homer gets Flanders a job at the plant, and he soon learns that no good deed goes unpunished when Flanders starts to insist on carpools and demands more from Homer’s…

Todd blames God for the death of his mother and rejects his faith, so Ned sends him to live with the Simpsons, hoping they can scare him into believing in…

When Flanders’ parents prove to prefer Homer’s company to his, he jealously responds by giving Homer a shiner, and then tries desperately to reconcile with him. Meanwhile, Lisa is at…

The Simpsons travel to Ireland so that Grampa can have a final drink at O’Flanagan’s Pub – an old watering hole of his. But when the small town of Dunkilderry…

Grampa is sitting on a bench waiting for his family when a thoughtful-looking man named Marshall Goldman approaches him and asks to hear about his life. Grampa tells Goldman about…

Principal Skinner is getting fed up with Bart’s pranks, so he informs Bart that he is not the best prankster after all. A former student named Andy Hamilton is hailed…

The men and boys in Springfield become obsessed with Ultimate Punch Kick and Choke Championships, a violent sport where fighters inflict severe pain on each other. When Marge and her…

Feeling guilty for getting Mrs. Krabappel suspended after one of his school pranks, Bart helps her escape detention, and Ned Flanders winds up saving her life in the process. When…

After Homer discovers a genius talent for styling hair and opens his own salon, he becomes Springfield’s most in-demand hair stylist. But having to listen to women’s problems and gossip…

Bart helps nurse an injured pigeon back to health. After Santa’s Little Helper eats the bird, Bart has a hard time coping with the loss. Worried that Bart needs some…

Homer unwittingly drags the family into a cornfield maze after attempting to leave a boring Harvest fest that Marge brought them to. When everyone except Homer escapes, Santa’s Little Helper…

Marge becomes a spectacle during a PTA meeting for not having an e-mail address, and she decides to take a chance on using the Internet. Amazed and delighted by all…

Principal Skinner decides to allow Lisa to tutor Cletus’s kids instead of them enrolling into Springfield Elementary, but they end up on Krusty’s show as a Musical Act; Bart sees…

Three more scary tales are offered up in this 17th edition of the Treehouse of Horror.Married to the Blob: After eating mysterious green goo from a meteorite, Homer grows to…

Marge goes on a cleaning frenzy before the housekeeper she’s won the services of comes to the house. One spot remains and she mixes a number of toxic cleaners together…

The family attends “Stab-A-Lot: The Itchy and Scratchy Musical.” The musical’s director is a graduate of Springfield Elementary and Principal Skinner puts his foot in mouth when he makes sexist…

Homer is stoked for a party, where Lenny shows off his new plasma screen HD TV. Three days later and Homer still hasn’t left Lenny’s apartment. Lenny eventually gets him…

The family is on a nature walk through “Carl’s Dad Caverns,” when Homer tries to get a piece from a stalactite. This results in the family falling through the cave…

Mr. Krupt is the school’s new gym teacher and introduces Bart and the kids to “BOMBARDMENT!” Bart’s attempt to get back at the new gym teacher results in the destruction…

Bart obtains the key to the steam tunnels under the school and with Milhouse they go down to check them out. When Bart turns just one of the little valves…

After being humiliated by Mrs. Krabappel’s class, Mr. Burns finally decides to buy a new car, so he orders a Lamborgotti Fasterossa. He sends Homer and his family to the…

At Springfield Elementary the new vending machine contract is awarded to a company that promises to give half the profits to the school and it is of little consequence whether…

Bart and Lisa find themselves in Prof. Frink’s basement and he uses the science of astrology on his new computer to show them their future, eight years from next Tuesday….

The students of Springfield Elementary are on a field trip to Springfield’s Glacier, but when they get there, the glacier is a shadow of its former self, a huge pond…

Bart and Milhouse look for someone new to play tricks on and they find their new victim in Howell Huser, a yokel who just fell of the turnip truck. Their…

Lisa has a big butt and her friends at school, Sherri, Terri and Janie let her know about it. Homer explains to her about the Simpson butt, it is something…

The house next door is for sale and Marge and Homer go inside to check it out; Marge falls in love with the kitchen. Back at home Marge asks Homer…

After receiving an injection from Dr. Hibbert, Bart becomes temporarily deaf, which makes him impervious to being bullied, until he accidentally moons the American flag during a donkey basketball game,…

After hearing that Skinner is getting cold feet about their wedding, Edna leaves Skinner at the altar and, after sending back one marriage gift, hooks up with Comic Book Guy….

Bart gets sent to juvenile hall after fooling everyone that there was a marriage concerning him. He encounters a dangerous girl there… He flees with Gina, but then the two…