It’s the All-Priests Over-75s Five-A-Side Football challenge, and disaster looms when Ted’s star player is nobbled by a bottle of Dreamy-Sleepy Nighty Snoozy-Snooze. Fortunately a pair of fake rubber arms…

It’s the ‘All Priests Stars In Their Eyes Lookalike Competition’, and showbusiness personality Henry Sellers, a former alcoholic, has landed on the island to host the festivities. Father Ted is…

Fathers Ted and Dougal enter A Song For Europe with My Lovely Horse. The tune is stolen from the b-side of a Norwegian song that didn’t even win A Song…