The animals Noah left behind try to survive the flood in their very own ark. Enjoy instant nostalgia with “That ’00s Show.” Mrs. McNally’s third-graders produce an animated abomination in…

Rachael Leigh Cook smashes more than eggs in her latest This Is Your Brain on Drugs public service announcement. Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, falls prey to prostate cancer….

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they are a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless…

In order to get a promotion at work, Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty. Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him and…

Stan is fired from the CIA in a round of budget cuts, but since his 20 years of work experience are classified and hidden from his “permanent record”, the only…

Stan’s co-workers at the CIA teach him about “rubbernecking,” the art of checking out other women on the sly, away from the gaze of their wives. But when Stan causes…

Stan tries an experimental pill from the CIA and turns into a girl. Meanwhile, Klaus and Roger start a business selling Stan’s suits as he no longer needs them as…

Stan is frustrated that Steve and his friends never play outside, but Francine refuses to let Stan take the kids to the woods for some outdoor fun. Of course, Stan…

Stan mixes up his nighttime routine after his 100th kill, but mistakenly unleashes a “good” Stan in his sleep – Jekyll & Hyde-style – who’s hell-bent on pursuing all the…

Steve decides to prove his manhood by accompanying Stan and his CIA cronies on their annual hunting excursion. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus undertake a cross-country trek.

Bonding with Steve at the zoo causes Stan to lose Steve in the gorilla cage.

Francine gets a job at Stan’s office, which cramps Stan’s style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks…

Stan offers a reward to the person who can stop Hayley and her old boyfriend from eloping.

When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don’t think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood…

Stan sets Bullock up on a date with one of Francine’s friends. Fearing that Francine will be right about the outcome of the date, Stan goes to great lengths to…

Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it’s real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his…

When Stan enters an essay contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However,…

When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to…

When a hurricane hits Langley Falls, the Smiths fight like mad to survive in their home. The crossover starts on The Cleveland Show S03E02 The Hurricane (I) and Family Guy…

When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan’s Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan…

In order to be taken more seriously and to be a somebody, Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he’s getting the best…

To avoid a suicide mission, Stan must beat Bullock in a DJ battle; Jeff starts drinking psychedelic teas and builds an imaginary musical instrument with Roger’s help.

Stan goes on a mission to find out who didn’t bring a gift to the CIA’s Secret Santa party; Steve poses as the good boyfriend for several female classmates.

When Roger breaks his ankle, Francine convinces Stan to let him play in his basketball league. Meanwhile, Steve sings a song that parodies R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet”.

When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out…

Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.

Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A.. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.

When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when…

When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing “Matlock” for…

When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

Jeff returns from space … or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot’s hamster.

When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people…

When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and…

When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine…

Stan invites his boss over for dinner, but the Smith family fears getting caught hiding Roger. After a close-call, Roger goes into a coma, making everyone thinking he’s dead. After…

When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 20 hours of Francine’s memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 20 years. Francine, having reverted to her…

Hayley comes home from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, instigating a fight with Stan. While she’s sleeping, Stan cuts her hair (for her own good, of…

Stan Smith is mad because after getting his wife a job (or “hobby”) as a Real Estate agent, she makes more money than him. In the meantime, his daughter Hayley…

Stan Smith uses his CIA skills to help 13-year-old son Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in class, Lisa Silver. But when being class president…

Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him,…