Roseanne’s station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.

When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan’s dad butters up Crystal.

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family–and a fantasy about two hunks.

The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for — and subsequently fired from — a job requiring computer experience.

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.

Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad’s lying about his mom’s mental state.

Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the…

Roseanne supports the family after Dan’s motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory.

As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn’t returned from her trip to the market.

After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.

Roseanne takes her reluctant family on a shopping spree at the Lanford mall.

Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan’s visiting father pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor.

Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it’s cool to smoke.

Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can…

Roseanne bets Dan he’ll never finish repairing his truck.

Dan’s birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully who picks a fight with Dan at the pool table.

Roseanne and Jackie help Crystal drown her sorrows over breaking up with her lover by taking her to the Lobo Lounge for a few pink squirrels and a pep talk.

Roseanne discovers that Dan had a one-night stand with her high-school nemesis years ago.

Bowling night finds Roseanne checking out Becky’s new boyfriend Chip, while Jackie and Booker make a bet with high stakes.

A songwriting contest unleashes creativity in Dan and Roseanne, while Booker unleashes uncontrolled impulses in Jackie.

Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan’s $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.

Roseanne deals with complaints that her daughter Darlene barks in school.

With Mark and Mary’s help, Jackie convinces Dan to build a chicken coop in the backyard so the family can eat organic eggs, but from a bird’s-eye view, it appears…