With Hank’s encouragement, Luanne signs up for a “born-again virgin” program at the church. This leads Peggy to confess something that Hank doesn’t know: she had already slept with one…

Joel and Sheila’s marriage gets a jumpstart when Sheila debuts a truly killer new personality and an anything-goes menu. And they used to be so normal.

With their options dwindling and their paranoia rising, Joel and Sheila consider making a move. Eric and Abby come up with a fracking good plan.

A snarky online review comes back to haunt Joel. Meanwhile, Sheila’s new friendship proves problematic, and Abby leans into her new persona.

Eric’s having girl problems, Abby’s rage is showing, there’s a talking head in the basement, and now — sheesh — the neighbor wants lasagna.

After an old nemesis asks for a favor, Joel and Sheila find themselves neck deep in Nazis, raffle tickets and surprisingly stunning woodwork.

Eager to secure a lucrative new listing, Joel and Sheila brainstorm how to knock rival realtors out of contention … without resorting to murder.

Still posing as conjoined carnival freaks, the Baudelaires brace themselves for a beastly fate. Will good fortune intervene … for once?

Come one, come all to the creepiest circus the world has ever seen, a place where puzzling mysteries — and a familiar face — await.

A bearded Klaus and Sunny comb the hospital’s crumbling halls for Violet, who’s being held prisoner under Count Olaf’s questionable “care.”

Life on the lam leads the Baudelaires to a horrifying hospital with an enormous library that could hold the answers to all of their questions.

The orphans find themselves under suspicion in the wake of a devastating murder. But time behind bars leads to an important realization.

Mr. Poe brings the Baudelaires to V.F.D., a bird-loving village with an Old West vibe. Jacques and Olivia continue their search for the Quagmires.

The Baudelaires find their friends — and then lose them — at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Count Olaf conducts an auction in disguise.

Violet, Klaus and Sunny get new guardians in a fashionable building, where stairs are in — and the elevator’s out. Jacques Snicket trains a recruit.

While the Quagmires keep up the search, the Baudelaires struggle to balance their studies with a punishing workout schedule, courtesy of Count Olaf.

The Baudelaires begin life at boarding school and meet a pair of mysterious siblings whose tragic lives sound eerily similar to their own.

When Roger hires Hayley as a singer in his new bar, he becomes enthralled by her voice; Stan tries to prove his masculinity by negotiating a good deal on a…

Stan fears he may not be Hayley’s real father, so he goes back in time to find the truth. In doing so, he disrupts the past and must save the…

When things start to fall apart at the last minute, Katie figures out a new way to make the spring gala a success. Meanwhile, Greg attempts to be a “fun…

In order to impress the other moms at school, Katie, Taylor and Oliver travel to New York to track down Nathan Fillion at a “Firefly” convention, so Katie can convince…

Susan and Mike try to name their son. Lynette is arrested for supposedly attacking Kayla, and Tom must do what he can to save his family. Bree is being stalked…

Two weeks after the tornado, with Mike still in rehab, Mrs. Delfino gets a visit from her cousin Tim. Meanwhile, Bree desperately awaits to return to her own house. Gabrielle…

In the aftermath of the tornado, the residents of Wisteria Lane try to rebuild their lives. Katherine discovers someone may know her secret while Lynette faces the possibility of her…

A tornado comes to Wisteria Lane, forcing residents into basements, cellars and safe rooms, and destroying homes and lives. Meanwhile, Susan ends up at the hospital after falling down the…

A mysterious stalker from Adam’s past shows up on Wisteria Lane, and they have dinner. Detectives question Gabrielle about Victor’s whereabouts. Danielle’s baby puts stress on Bree and Orson’s marriage….

This is the show’s first Halloween episode. Edie Britt’s biggest fear comes true when Carlos walks out on their relationship. Susan finds Mike’s father, who was supposedly dead. Danielle goes…

Bob & Lee’s contemporary water sculpture in their front yard prompts the Wisteria Lane neighborhood association into action. Edie finds out about the affair that Carlos is having with Gaby….

Bree informs the housewives of what she overheard in the Mayfair house. Stella makes some special brownies to help Lynette through chemotherapy. Susan throws a charades party for the whole…

Lynette kicks Tom out of her chemotherapy sessions. Susan is mistaken for a stripper. Bree attempts to steal a prize-winning recipe from Katherine.

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An argument in sex ed class turns into a skit-tastic journey through the worlds of Planned Parenthood, contraceptives and STDs.

A classmate’s booming bosom sends the boys into a rapture — and leaves the girls with a raging case of insecurity. Coach Steve drops a bombshell.

While the boys head to Jay’s for a testosterone-fueled sleepover, Jessi throws a party of her own and gets caught up in mean-girl drama.

Angel arrives with an amulet which may be a weapon against the First. The battle-lines are drawn and the gang spends the night preparing for the final confrontation. A confrontation…

Buffy finds the weapon The First is keeping from her: a scythe embedded in stone. Buffy easily pulls it free much to Caleb’s dismay and The First tells Caleb to…

After being kicked out of her house, Buffy walks alone and breaks into another house to get some sleep. Spike and Andrew return with news about the vineyard, but when…

Following Caleb’s attack, Xander is now blind in one eye. Buffy takes all the guilt and again encounters Caleb at the abandoned school. Faith presses her fun-loving nature on the…

As they drive into town, Willow and Faith find themselves behind a truck. A young girl is thrown out with a deep wound and the truck drives off. The girl…

Jack makes a decision regarding Ben’s offer. Sawyer’s life is placed in danger when Pickett decides to make good on his threat. Locke discovers a hidden message that may help…