ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.

After Bill nurses Hank, Peggy and Bobby through the flu, he starts to feel lonely when there is no one else to take care of. Hank gets Bill to volunteer…

John Redcorn tries to open a Native American gambling casino to provide a venue for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake.

Peggy becomes jealous of all the compliments Hank gets on his lawn. She tries to put her own imprint on the front yard by starting a garden, and to make…

When Hank suffers a back injury at work and none of his doctors can fix it, he tries the healing powers of yoga. At first, he finds it a little…

Hank is outraged when he finds that the Texas State Fair Grill-Off doesn’t allow grilling with propane. Luanne, who wants to be treated like an adult, offers to help Hank…

Denny Crane is arrested yet again for carrying a concealed firearm after he shoots a man in self defense who’s attempting to mug him and Jerry Espenson. Meanwhile, Alan Shore…

Carl Sack represents the sexually adventurous Andrea when she sues a company for losing her mother’s ashes and giving her a cubic zirconium.

Whitney and Katie defend an ex-cop charged with murder, but are shocked to find that the main piece of evidence is an MRI of his brain that “proves” he is…

Denny angers the senior partners when he fires an associate for being fat, consequently bringing a large lawsuit against the firm. Alan enlists the help of Whitney in the case…

Alan has his hands full trying to keep Denny away from Lorraine when she is hired by Shirley as a new associate at the firm. At the same time, he…

As Karen’s wedding to Bill nears, Hank struggles with accepting what appears to be inevitable. Bill informs Mia that he will not allow her book to be published and Hank…

A new threesome including Hank and Charlie evolves from a meeting at the gym, while Karen and Marcy have a girl’s night out at which they decide to surprise Hank…

After the funeral of Hank’s father Al, Hank comes back to L.A. with a new manuscript, that he wants Karen to read. After receiving a bonus paycheck, he buys a…

Hank is disturbed by Becca’s negative reaction towards the concept of happy endings, even more so when he finds out that it is partially his fault. Marcy comes up with…

Hank spends the night with a sexy surfer girl and in return she robs him. Mia wants more of Hank’s writing to pass her class, instead he offers her to…

Bill asks Hank to step in as a guest speaker at Mia’s creative writing class. During a radio interview, Hank talks about his writing and motivations. Meanwhile, Becca develops a…

Hank begins his blogging job at Hell-A-Magazine. Karen is able to set Hank up with her friend Sonja by disguising the get together as a family dinner. At dinner, Becca…

A transplanted author suffers from writer’s block and is disappointed that his novel has been turned into a romantic comedy for the big screen. He also learns his ex is…

When Natalie unwittingly helps a thief steal the bicycle of a biotech CEO, she ropes Monk into solving a crime straight out of “Encyclopedia Brown” until Monk learns the hard…

The battle is on when some angsty teenagers take over Louise, Gene and Tina’s usual sledding territory, inciting an epic turf war. Meanwhile, Bob steps in to help Linda, who’s…

Convinced she’s met the love of her life, Tina decides to disguise herself as a boy and sneak into the Boyz 4 Now auditions to find him. Back at the…

Leonard, Penny and Raj adjust to their new living arrangement, and Sheldon takes an interest in Amy’s work.

With Koothrappali cut off from his father’s fortune, he appoints Sheldon to help him get out of debt. Also, Penny considers joining Leonard at Comic-Con.

Leonard and Wolowitz try to distract Sheldon when he slows the progress of their guidance system. Also, Penny and Amy take Bernadette out for the night, leaving Raj and Stuart…

Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.

Howard and Bernadette welcome their new baby and Sheldon and Amy celebrate Amy’s birthday.

When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Also, Bert the geologist replaces Wolowitz in the band Footprints on the…

Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Also, Penny steps in to take care of Halley when Bernadette and Wolowitz both wind up…

When competitors Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, Sheldon and Amy try to bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot and Frances Arnold to their side. Also,…

When Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, Wolowitz is in charge of the kids. Also, Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and…

When Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny’s Halloween party. Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn’t remember their first kiss.

Stardate: 43173.5 An away team inadvertently breaks the Prime Directive and reveal themselves to a primitive culture on Mintaka III, causing the inhabitants believe that Captain Picard is a God.

The Scarecrow develops a new toxin that, rather than inducing fear, eliminates it, making average people incredibly reckless and dangerous.