When Bill disgusts everyone with his ability to guzzle hot dogs in a few seconds,he is depressed. Until a sexy woman from the International Federation of Competitive Eating (the NFL…

Tim puts a piece from a Chinook helicopter in his lawnmower for a race against Bob Vila. Brad and Randy get Mark to eat a tadpole so that he can…

While Tim is busy trying to get his hot rod to work, Jill calls a repairman to fix various things around the house.

Tim helps the boys with Mothers’ Day projects for Jill and Randy does an unsuccessful job on a birdhouse.

Hoping to boost Mark’s confidence, Tim and Jill put him into a karate class. However, a boy starts bullying Mark, leading to a fight between Jill and the boy’s mother!

Jennifer’s fish dies when Brad watches it. Tim and Jill have a fight over who owns what.

Tim pulls a groin muscle when trying to impress Jill by carrying a big trunk of books. Randy plays Peter Pan in the school play, but the school doesn’t have…

Jill has planned a romantic surprise dinner for Tim, who is at Big Mike’s with Al and the guys from K&B Construction. He phones home and she flirts with him,…

Tim and Jill have a fight over the volume of the stereo, until the speaker blows.

Al tries to ask Greta Post out, but when he does he screws up. After Jill finds her old diary, Tim wants to read it. Tim notices that Brad acts…

Al and Robin, Jill’s sister, ruin Tim’s poker night.

Tim accidentally breaks one of Jill’s pottery projects when she leaves it in the garage. Tim lets Al host Tool Time for a day after blaming him for one of…

Jill tells Tim that he is a bad listener when he doesn’t remember her mentioning the opera fundraiser. Brad and Randy try to get Mark to eat a worm while…

Tim gets bad luck after throwing a chain letter from Al out. Randy wrecks his new bike after being dared to do a trick.

Mr. Binford ruins Tim and Jill’s romantically planned weekend by making them go camping to present Binford’s new line of winter camping gear.

Tim cheats to beat Tool Time guest Bob Vila at a trivia game. Randy pulls a prank on Curtis, a geek at school.

Jill doesn’t want Stu Cutler, Tim’s old college friend, in the house. So Tim tries to keep him away but when he gives in and Stu comes to the house,…

Tim competes in the neighborhood Christmas light competition. Mark writes his Christmas list to Santa, but Brad and Randy tell him Santa is dead.

Jill gets stage fright when she has to deliver a speech in front of women at the Library Association. Tim and Mark dress up as women to help her get…

The K&B Construction guys are invited on Tool Time to show how to make hot gourmet meals while on the job site. They use the tools of their trade to…

While working in the basement, Tim hears some strange noises. Is it a mouse or is it a creepy crawly snake?

Tim becomes green with envy while putting up a new satellite dish on the roof when Jill’s teacher visits.

After Jill explicitly tells Tim not to touch the dishwasher, he breaks it in an attempt to make it more powerful; more of a “man’s” dishwasher. Jill has a job…

Fran is shocked to learn that her biggest rival, Heather Biblow (who stole her fiancé and her job) is starring on her favorite soap opera, “”The Young and the Restless””….

Danny Imperiali, Fran’s former fiance, is dead. At his funeral (while comforting Danny’s widow Heather Biblow), she meets a Jewish man who is ignored by his former lover’s family and…

The Bundys and the D’Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.

Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to…

When Fry wins a free tour of the Slurm soda factory, he and his friends split off from the tour group and make a horrifying discovery concerning the “secret ingredient”…

Fry discovers his bank account interest has made him a billionaire and buys the one thing the year 3000 doesn’t have, anchovies.