Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.

Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can’t speak.

Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine’s car.

Jeff is forced to take Francine out for a not-so-wild night on the town. Klaus forces Steve to watch his celebrity impressions.

Jeff wins a tour through a mysterious weed factory and brings Stan along.

Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.

Steve is acting out his sexual energy, so Francine asks Stan to give Steve the talk; Stan is terrified because he’s afraid he will do it wrong; the family builds…

Stan is frustrated with traffic so he goes to the mayor and proposes that the town build a bullet train, but the mayor laughs off the idea; Roger pushes Stan…

Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti and neglect and convinces the town to allow him to restore the mural himself; Roger becomes Steve’s…

Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father’s old truck. Meanwhile, Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her…

While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Meanwhile, Roger pretends to be an escort.

Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the Bazooka Sharks arena football team to stop playing. Meanwhile, Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver…

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.