Andy has written a script for a sitcom. While working on a production with Patrick Stewart, he gives him the script and asks if he can help by passing it…

It’s Roger’s birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but when he ends up devastated by the jokes, he vows to pull his life together. Things take a turn for…

After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones (including Stan and Steve),…

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they are a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless…

When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan’s wishes, he crashes the show to bring her back home, but when he hears their music for the first…

Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient so he can get his own place; at camp, Steve and his friends fall prey to a scheme.

In order to get a promotion at work, Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty. Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him and…

Stan is fired from the CIA in a round of budget cuts, but since his 20 years of work experience are classified and hidden from his “permanent record”, the only…

Stan fears that Hayley has no life skills so he forces her to take a job as a bartender in Roger’s attic bar but, when Bullock becomes Hayley’s best customer,…

Stan attempts to infiltrate the “Occupy” movement, based on CIA intelligence that a leftist cell is planning a terrorist attack. But when he’s captured and returned home by a group…

Stan tries an experimental pill from the CIA and turns into a girl. Meanwhile, Klaus and Roger start a business selling Stan’s suits as he no longer needs them as…

Stan is frustrated that Steve and his friends never play outside, but Francine refuses to let Stan take the kids to the woods for some outdoor fun. Of course, Stan…

Stan mixes up his nighttime routine after his 100th kill, but mistakenly unleashes a “good” Stan in his sleep – Jekyll & Hyde-style – who’s hell-bent on pursuing all the…

Francine tries to relive the Smith kids’ childhood by taking a group trip to the “Familyland” theme park that ends up being anything but family-friendly.

In this “Breaking Bad” parody, Hayley tries to fit in with a popular group of her former high school friends and, in the process, discovers Steve has an amazing ability…

Steve decides to prove his manhood by accompanying Stan and his CIA cronies on their annual hunting excursion. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus undertake a cross-country trek.

Bonding with Steve at the zoo causes Stan to lose Steve in the gorilla cage.

Francine gets a job at Stan’s office, which cramps Stan’s style and his ability to flirt with co-workers. When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks…

In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan enrolls Steve in the same private school as Senator Buckingham’s daughter. After Steve quits and joins a Latina street gang, Roger…

With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes. However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to…

Stan offers a reward to the person who can stop Hayley and her old boyfriend from eloping.

Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve…

When Stan gets amnesia, Francine tries to turn him into her ideal husband; Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of Roger’s paper route business.

Francine tries to get Stan to spice up their sex life; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot.

When Black Villain shoots Stan’s new wife, Sexpun Tocome, on their honeymoon, Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down.

When Francine invites Stan’s father to a party, a dark secret about the Smith family’s past is revealed.

The Smiths get drunk at Roger’s Mardi Gras party and make a pact with Bullock; Roger tries to find the person who left a pastie in the attic.

Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.

During the Smith family’s tropical vacation, Stan is ordered to kill the activities director at their resort; Jeff and Hayley try to rekindle their romance.

When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don’t think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood…

Stan sets Bullock up on a date with one of Francine’s friends. Fearing that Francine will be right about the outcome of the date, Stan goes to great lengths to…

Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it’s real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his…

When Stan feels like he’s not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making…

When Stan enters an essay contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However,…

Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try…

Stan realizes his own weight problem after he criticizes Steve about his new, overweight girlfriend, so he goes overboard with exercising, and develops anorexia. Steve realizes that his overweight girlfriend…

Roger rediscovers one of personas, Ricky Spanish, and remembers why he’s the most hated person in Langley Falls. Meanwhile, the child Stan & Francine sponsored in Africa suddenly shows up…

When Barry (guest voice Eddie Kay Thomas) threatens Stan’s old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is…

When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on…

When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to…