Kim is forced by her dad to join a club for small children that he leads, much to her dismay. Meanwhile, Monkey Fist plans to steal a very special monkey…

When Kim is tardy when going to class, she is sentenced to detention. Meanwhile, Drakken and Shego start their next evil plan.

It’s Señor Senior Jr.’s birthday and Señor Senior Sr. wishes to give him anything he wants, but when it turns out that he wants to be an international pop sensation,…

During a drought, Hank installs low-flow toilets in his house. But he soon finds that they require so many flushes that they actually waste more water than the old toilets….

Nancy and Dale go to a romantic restaurant and fall in love all over again. Nancy decides to end her affair with John Redcorn and be faithful to her husband….

Hank fails to install the new valve on the water heater correctly, and it causes a leak, leaving Peggy to wake up with Bill hovering over her on the front…

Hank and the guys refuse to drink beer with Bill after he passes lice on to each of them. When Hank & the gang decide to shave their heads, Hank…

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it’s Hank who wins the honor—and bungles it.

Dale is running for re-election as Gun Club president, but his chances seem to be shot when he accidentally discharges his gun. To give Dale his confidence back, Hank pretends…

Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test.

When Reverend Stroup gives the Hills’ pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to another family, Hank and his family decide to find another church. A slick pastor tries to…

Desperate to be needed, Bill searches for a new hobby. He joins an all-male chorus, the Harmonaholics, and the guys are taken by surprise but vow to be supportive. When…

When flood threatens the town, the Arlenites gather in the communal shelter: The Tom Landry gym. Hank is supposed to be in charge, but while he’s delayed at the town’s…

When Rich gets hired on at Strickland Propane, Hank goes out of his way to welcome him into the Strickland family. Rich starts to test the waters, with some off-color…

“To Sirloin with Love” is the twentieth episode of the thirteenth season of King of the Hill and originally premiered on September 13, 2009 on Fox Broadcasting Company. The episode…

Hank has bad feelings when Mr. Strickland decides to create a MySpace page for Strickland Propane. Hank’s fears come true when Donna posts personal videos and information to the web…

When Riggs and Murtaugh attend Leo Getz’s surprise wedding, they end up investigating a missing person. Riggs comes face to face with someone from his past. Murtaugh receives news that…

Stan attempts to infiltrate the “Occupy” movement, based on CIA intelligence that a leftist cell is planning a terrorist attack. But when he’s captured and returned home by a group…

Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve…

Stan begins to experience crippling separation anxiety, which affects his performance at work; Klaus builds a website and forces the rest of the family to participate.

Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist when she finds out Stan has been shielding her from unhappy news; Klaus and Steve help Snot pimp out his basement.

Philip is quick to judge an ex-con Will urged him to hire as a handyman and temporary assistant after the house is robbed.

Selina and her staff prepare for inauguration day. Mike suffers exhaustion. Catherine gets a makeover.

Catherine and Marjorie have a fight. Mike prepares for his babies. Selina is interviewed.

At the White House Christmas party, Selina bargains for votes in hopes of breaking the election tie. Meanwhile, the staff is preoccupied with the annual ’50 Hottest D.C. Staffers’ list;…

Castle and Beckett uncover that a bullet is missing from the crime scene while investigating what happened when an art dealer was gunned down in his own gallery. However, when…

As Halloween approaches, Castle and Beckett are called to a graveyard where the body of a young man sporting vampire fangs has been discovered with a wooden stake driven through…

When a guilt-ridden young woman confesses to the murder of a struggling actor — knowing details only the killer could know — Beckett and Castle seem to have an open-and-shut…

The crew has to go through many obstacles to save Kanan.

Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.

Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.

Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it…

Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.

While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian ingests psychedelic mushrooms. He sees bizarre and unsettling things, and acts accordingly. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is bored and…

When Mayor West is put on trial for murder, Brian is the lone holdout voting “not guilty,” and he tries to persuade his fellow jurors that there’s a reasonable doubt…

When Brian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt’s pharmaceutical company is withholding the cure for cancer from the public in order to gain more profit, he and Stewie plot to expose the…

Peter starts an anti-immigration group, however, he quickly changes his mind when he finds out that he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test…

Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie’s matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out…

When Joe feels that his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, he decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe…

Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.