On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan’s dad butters up Crystal.

Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family–and a fantasy about two hunks.

Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.