Hawkeye moves a wounded North Korean soldier into The Swamp, rather than let him be shipped out before he’s stable. During the night he and Trapper play Dracula, and siphon…

A rash of thefts breaks out in the camp. Missing pieces include Frank’s silver picture frame, Margaret’s hair brush, and Trapper’s watch. The camp is searched and everything is found…

Henry receives a citation for the camp achieving the best efficiency rating, and then General Hammond reassigns him to Tokyo. Frank then changes the camp to be more military, and…

John Hodges, a chopper pilot referred to as The Cowboy because of his gun holster belt and cowboy hat, has been hit in the shoulder, and arrives at the 4077th….

Sergeant Baker arrives at the camp with his Moose. Hawkeye decides to find a way of getting her away from Baker. He tries ordering him to release her, tries buying…

Frank Burns complains about Hawkeye Pierce’s disrespect…and Henry appoints Hawkeye chief surgeon, to Burns’s shock. The rest of the 4077th “coronates” Hawk while Frank and Hot Lips complain to General…

At the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M.A.S.H) unit in Korea, two army doctors by the names of Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre receive some exciting news in the…