ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.

ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman’s show.

Kate’s friend, a known drinker, sees ALF in the kitchen and thinks she’s hallucinating.

ALF’s mail-order ventriloquist’s dummy takes on a life of its own, and it takes a visit from a psychiatrist to cure him.

Willie has problems trying to sell the house because ALF keeps scaring off potential buyers with phony ghosts.

Willie abandons his belief in pacifism after meeting the hostile father of the bully who’s been pushing Brian around.

ALF, jealous of the attention a stray dog is getting, gives the pooch to a mean old woman who claims to be the owner.

ALF moves in with his blind friend, Jody, and learns some important lessons about life without sight.

It’s up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.

ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks’ house.

ALF believes that he scared Willie’s uncle to death.

ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a football through the Ochmoneks’ window.

ALF befriends the Ochmoneks’ belligerent nephew, Jake.

ALF makes Brian disappear with a mail-order magic kit.

ALF mistakenly believes his cousin is living in Barstow, when he reads an article in the National Inquisitor.

In a nightmare, Willie dreams ALF is his school roommate.

Kate goes back to work when a strike sends Willie home.

ALF must avoid the Alien Task Force when a bum blows the whistle on him.

The Tanners are invited to a Thanksgiving dinner with the Ochmonek’s bizarre relatives.

Betrayed confidences cause a falling-out between ALF and Lynn.

ALF hosts “”The Tonight Show””, with Ed McMahon.

ALF hosts “”The Tonight Show””, with Ed McMahon.

The Tanners let Trevor Ochmonek stay at their house after he has a fight with his wife.

In a fantasy sequence, ALF’s guardian angel shows him what the Tanners’ lives would be like without him.

ALF hides out in the back seat during Lynn’s date at the drive-in.

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