After yet another Homer and Marge fight, Homer ends up sharing a condo with two homosexuals – who don’t exactly think Homer is straight.

A snobby British filmmaker named Declan Desmond begins making a documentary about student life at Springfield Elementary School. When introduced to Lisa, he tells her that she has too many…

Homer decides to try for a promotion at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and suggests several ideas to Mr. Burns, all of which are rejected. One night, Homer overhears Burns admit…

An air traffic route is redirected so that airplanes start flying directly over the Simpsons’ house. The noise starts to disrupt their lives and, desperate for a solution, the family…

During the annual Jellyfish Festival, Ned Flanders realizes that he is lonely and becomes depressed. One night, he meets a beautiful woman, who asks him out on a date. He…

Lisa competes at a spelling bee and earns the right to compete in the Spell-lympics, becoming the pride of the town. The host of the show George Plimpton, asks her…

Bart learns that he was once a child actor in commercials and that all the money earned was spent by Homer. In retaliation, Bart petitions the court to have himself…

Homer becomes depressed when he sees that Ned Flanders seems to be better off than him. To remedy this, he begins to pray constantly. Meanwhile, the Simpsons discover that tree…

Marge gets mugged and becomes so traumatized that she develops Agoraphobia. She hides in the basement. Having little else to do, she decides to exercise with a weight set Homer…

Homer disappoints Lisa on her birthday when he gives her a thoughtless present. He realizes that he knows little about her and decides to hire private detective Dexter Colt to…

Ms. Edna Krabappel begins to lose faith in her relationship with Principal Skinner and becomes depressed. Bart wants to cheer her up and decides to nominate her for the Teacher…

Anahid Hovanessian: 1951-2003. Ruth and George announce their wedding plans. Nate takes to the booze. A frustrated Rico finds comfort outside the home. Nate, Sr. comes and takes Claire on…

Carl Desmond Williman: 1948-2003. Ruth and George’s relationship takes off and David and Keith’s comes to a head. Brenda helps Claire with a personal problem. Nate is frantic about Lisa.

Dorothy Su: 1945 – 2003. David Raymond Monroe: 1971 – 2003. Edward Tully: 1955 – 2003. Nate still can’t locate Lisa. The funeral home gets a number of cases, and…

Jeanette Louise Bradford: 1928 – 2003. While at a family picnic, Keith’s great great aunt gets stung by a bee and dies from an allergic reaction. Vanessa seems to be…

Melinda Mary Bloch: 1965 – 2003. The Fishers run into some unexpected guests at an art-school benefit featuring works for sale by Claire, Russell and Olivier. Meanwhile, David and Keith…

Daddy: 1940 – 2003. After the patriarch of a cultish new-age clan dies, Fisher & Diaz is overrun by the wives and children left behind. Meanwhile, Keith gets back at…

Bernard Asa Chenowith: 1939 – 2003. A group of familiar relatives and friends is united in mourning. Meanwhile, David and Keith (reluctantly) play ‘Leading Ladies’ at brunch with members of…

Karen Postell Pepper: 1964 – 2003. A nosebleed proves deadly for one audience member queuing up to see the ‘Dr. Dave’ advice show. Meanwhile, Lisa takes Maya on an illuminating…

William Aaron Jaffe: 1951 – 1975. Fisher & Diaz deal with the recently discovered body of a man missing for years. Meanwhile, Ruth sets the ground rules for a new…

Robert Lamar Giffin: 1955 – 2003. While the partner of a recently deceased gay man is orchestrating an operatic tribute at Fisher & Diaz, Lisa plans an unwanted birthday party…

Callie Renee Mortimer: 1984 – 2003. Keith and David find the reality of a resort vacation different than advertised, Ruth learns the meaning of ‘express checkout’ during a shopping excursion…

Matthew Clark Hazen: 1962 – 2003. Martin Jacobs: 1978 – 2003. Andrew Wayne Milne: 1952 – 2003. Daniel Grant Showalter: 1978 – 2003. David and Rico are at odds over…

Nathaniel Samuel Fisher, Jr: 1965 – 2002. Fisher & Sons has become Fisher & Diaz, and Rico is doing all he can to make sure he’s not a “gofer” anymore….

When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman’s biggest concern is that the boys…

In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins (a junior Hooters) so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip…

After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle…

A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to…

Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up…

Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP…

The boys have hit a crossroads with their band “Moop.” Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don’t agree. Before…

The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the “Queer Eye Guys,” and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and…

The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The…

The boys are playing “junior detectives,” and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the…

For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the…

After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides he’s going to…

The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher’s house in revenge.

Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that “butthole” Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real “crips” are those who were crippled from…

The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle “kicking the baby” his little brother…

When Bartlet learns that Zoey’s kidnapping is the work of Qumari terrorists, he invokes the 25th amendment to diminish their leverage and eliminate any conflict of interest; since there’s no…