Joey doesn’t tell the gang about his plans to throw a party on the roof of the building. He also hides the fact that he’s invited the “Days of Our…

Rachel dreams about a romantic encounter with Joey after a visit to the set of “Days of Our Lives.” Chandler buys a non-refundable weekend getaway for himself and Monica, but…

Monica leads the gang, except for a scoffing Ross, to purchase a bunch of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar powerball jackpot, but while they gleefully plot how to spend their…

Chandler’s jokey entry on his and Ross’s college website leads to a faux burial service for the allegedly dead and obviously unpopular Gellar. Joey refuses to give Emma his favorite…

When Monica and Chandler are financially strapped, she secretly asks Joey for a large loan. When an unsuspecting Chandler also approaches his pal for some cash, Joey accidentally betrays Monica’s…

Joey endures a draining audition at the hands of a pompous actor-director. Ross and Phoebe discover a secret link after being mugged together on the street. Chandler’s advertising internship gets…

Joey and Phoebe conspire to set up Rachel and Ross on their worst blind dates ever, hers being a pitiful lug, as they hope to reunite them out of mutual…

A night at Mike’s piano bar gives Monica a very showy moment in the spotlight. Ross works on trying to move on after he witnesses Rachel and Gavin’s kiss. Meanwhile,…

Gavin gives Rachel a very interesting birthday gift while Ross begs Joey to stay away from Emma’s hot new nanny. Meanwhile, Mike meets and then accidentally murders Phoebe’s unusual pet.

Rachel visits work and finds out that a guy named Gavin has been “temporarily” assigned to take over her job, and she becomes desperate to get back to work right…

After Monica announces that she’s not cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year, Phoebe talks her back into it. Ross, Rachel, Phoebe and Joey are all late to the dinner, thanks to…

Phoebe and Mike struggle over their decision to donate their wedding fund to charity. Ross discovers Rachel’s irrational fear of swings. The adoption worker in charge of deciding the fate…

Rachel and Monica fight over who will receive an ugly painting from Phoebe’s apartment when Mike wants her to get rid of it. Chandler gets on Joey’s bad side when…

Monica and Chandler solicit Joey to write a letter to the adoption agency on their behalf. Joey discovers the thesaurus. Rachel’s sister Amy visits and moves in with Rachel and…

It’s baby Emma’s first birthday and Rachel won’t let the party start until Emma wakes from her nap. However, everybody has places to be: Monica and Chandler want to leave…

Joey and Rachel’s first date goes well, until they return to their apartment and discover that everything’s awkward. They decide that they make better friends than lovers and call off…

Ross puts on a convincing front and invites Joey and Rachel to dine on fajitas with him and Charlie. He quickly gets drunk and embarrasses everyone. After Rachel and Charlie…

Monica, Chandler and Phoebe discover that they can eavesdrop on Ross & Charlie and Joey & Rachel through the walls of the hotel. Both new couples decide to wait before…

When Marlene vanishes and Boycie is secretive about her disappearance, people assume he has killed her, but she only went to have a boob job. The Trotters need money to…

A former Independence soldier who had served with Mal and Zoë returns in a dramatic manner, with a vicious Alliance officer chasing after him for some unusual smuggled goods.

Saffron returns to plague Serenity with a scheme to steal a rare antique weapon from a wealthy landowner. Unfortunately for Mal, she neglects to mention just how she came across…

A Companion-trained friend of Inara’s who runs a brothel calls for help from Serenity when a local bigwig reveals his intentions to take “his” baby from the girl he impregnated.

“Business. Always business.” — The Greek The Detail has a setback, while Russell and Bunk revisit Philly to look for evidence. Brother Mouzone talks with Stringer Bell about their agreement,…

“I need to get clean” — Sobotka With the clock ticking, the Detail makes a desperate move, and Daniels reams out Landsman for dropping the ball. Nick’s deceit is in…

“It pays to go with the union card every time.” — Ziggy The Detail uses satellite technology to its advantage. Bodie is unhappy that Proposition Joe’s people are slinging on…

“The world is a smaller place now.” — The Greek Bodie’s effort to improve sales ends disastrously, forcing Bell to rethink his strategy. Ziggy pulls Johnny Fifty into a new…

“How come they don’t fly away?” — Ziggy McNulty is back to his old self, on a drunken binge. Urged by fellow stevedores to fight Maui, Ziggy is again humiliated….

“Don’t worry, kid. You’re still on the clock.” — Horseface Russell tells Sobotka the investigation is over, but, in fact, a port computer is cloned, and when a container goes…

“It don’t matter that some fool say he different…” — D’Angelo Trying to let go of police work and return to his marriage, McNulty gives up on identifying his Jane…

“They used to make steel there, no?” — Spiros Vondas Ziggy loses his prized Camaro to drug dealers. Unable to dump the homicide investigation on other agencies, Rawls measures Bunk…

“If I hear the music, I’m gonna dance.” — Greggs Sobotka reprimands his nephew Nick for stealing the cameras and orders him to bring the cargo back–too late. McNulty is…

“What they need is a union.” — Russell Bunk and Freamon chase their crime scene, a container ship, to Philly. Lt. Cedric Daniels–disgusted with his exile to the evidence control…

“They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out.” — McNulty Major Valchek gets back at Sobotka for the church gift fiasco, and a feud begins. Valchek ups…

“Ain’t never gonna be what it was.” — Little Big Roy Det. Jimmy McNulty–exiled to police-boat duty–makes a shocking discovery in the Baltimore harbor. Bodie drives to Philly to make…