Hank catches Bobby smoking, and punishes him by making him smoke a whole carton of cigarettes. The plan backfires when not only does Bobby get addicted to cigarettes, but Hank…

Peggy goes to Dallas to represent Arlen in the Texas State Boggle Championship, and brings Hank along as her coach. Hank abandons his coaching duties and sneaks away with his…

Hank is worried because Bobby seems to have no goal in life and no role model. He takes Bobby to the golf course, where Bobby accidentally hits Hank’s idol, Willie…

During a drought, Hank installs low-flow toilets in his house. But he soon finds that they require so many flushes that they actually waste more water than the old toilets….

Hank’s long time barber goes senile, so he turns to Bill, an army barber, for his haircuts. Bill gives him a great haircut, but it turns out that the bill…

A group of Buddhist monks suspects that Bobby might be the reincarnation of the Lama Sanglug. Bobby enjoys getting caught up in Buddhism, until he and Connie learn that Lamas…

Debbie is found dead in the dumpster behind Sugarfoot’s restaurant, and Hank is a suspect. Hank was with Debbie’s roommate Gayle at the time, but he’s afraid to tell the…

Buck Strickland’s wife Miz Liz catches him at a company dinner with his mistress Debbie, and files for divorce. She takes over Strickland Propane, and promotes Hank to Manager. Hank…

The rodeo comes to town, and Joseph finds his calling, becomes a successful young cowboy star. Bobby also falls in love with the rodeo, and joins in the fun…as a…

As the year 2000 approaches, Hank becomes a believer in the Y2K bug. He tries to prepare for the millennium by eliminating modern technology, and instead of buying Peggy the…

Hank and his family plan to visit Peggy’s family in Montana for Thanksgiving. But their plane is delayed, and when they finally get on the plane, the flight is cancelled…

Hank wins an Alamo Beer contest, which gives him the chance to win 1 million dollars. He travels to a football game in New Orleans to try and win Bobby’s…

Bill’s Arlen High School record for touchdowns is about to be broken, by Arlen’s current football hero, Ricky Suggs. When Ricky breaks his leg, the other team allows him to…

On their twentieth wedding anniversary, Hank and Peggy get depressed about all their unfulfilled dreams. After getting drunk and passing out, they decide to try something exciting: skydiving. Meanwhile, Cotton’s…

While studying for her beauty school exam, Luanne sees someone bouncing on Buckley’s old trampoline. It’s Buckley, who has come back as an angel. Hank and Peggy think Luanne was…

Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets…

Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and…

After a Thanksgiving dinner where Cotton constantly insults Hank’s mother, Hank, his neighbors, and his father attend a lawn mower focus group. The company announces that it is retiring its…

Hank tries several different methods to improve his sperm count so he can get Peggy pregnant. The frustration of not being able to have another child becomes worse when Cotton…

Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal…

To teach his son the value of a dollar, Hank makes Bobby get a job selling drinks at the racetrack, and tells Bobby to do everything his boss says. What…

After Hank realizes that his new employee at Strickland Propane is a drug addict, he can’t fire him, because drug addiction counts as a disability under the Americans With Disabilities…

When Luanne’s mother, Leanne, is released from prison, she starts living in the Hills’ garage, and becomes romantically involved with Bill. Bill is busy fighting a foot fungus, with every…

When Cotton learns that the U.S. government is giving the artificial leg of General Santa Ana back to Mexico, he teams up with Dale to steal the leg from the…

When Hank tries to buy a new dryer, he is told that his credit is no good because he owes money to Arlen Video. The video store’s computer says he…

When Hank’s boss, Buck Strickland, has another heart attack, Hank expects to be put in charge of the company while Buck is recuperating. Instead Buck picks Lloyd Vickers, a business-school…

When Hank and his friends get trounced by four teenagers in a game of paintball, they fear that they’re growing old. They decide that to beat the teenagers in a…

Bobby becomes a successful model for overweight boys’ clothes. Peggy is happy that Bobby is feeling good about himself. But Hank is worried that Bobby will get picked on.

Junie Harper, a conservative church member, declares that Halloween is a Satanic holiday, and gets the school to shut down Hank’s “Haunted House” on the grounds that it violates the…

Hank fails to install the new valve on the water heater correctly, and it causes a leak, leaving Peggy to wake up with Bill hovering over her on the front…

Hank and the guys refuse to drink beer with Bill after he passes lice on to each of them. When Hank & the gang decide to shave their heads, Hank…

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby’s school, and talks the principal into letting the un-athletic kids (including Bobby) grow fresh vegetables for the football team. When insects start…

Hank takes Bobby to work at Strickland Propane, where Bobby shocks his father by using unethical sales tactics to sell grills. Meanwhile, Bill gets his foot stuck to a weather…

Peggy, Minh and Nancy resolve to save an after-school program from being shut down, but political back-stabbing ensues when all three of them want to run for a seat on…

Hank makes weekend plans without consulting Peggy, and the fallout drives them to a marriage counselor. The therapist learns that one of the couple’s dreams is to own his-and-hers motorcycles,…

Buck comes up with a scam to make money off of Luanne’s good looks, by putting her in the boxing ring. After a few bouts where Luanne dominates her opponents,…

Peggy, who yearns to meet more people who love books, takes over a local independent bookstore. The store starts losing money, so Peggy allows Dale to sell guns there. The…

Bobby quits the football team as towel manager, to grow roses. His preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest & finds that…

Hank and Bobby go head to head in a craze imported from Canada: dog dancing. Hank catches Bobby Dog Dancing with LadyBird, and he is furious. He demands that Bobby…

Connie’s delinquent cousin, Tid Pao is staying with the family, due to some drug debts that she is hiding from back home. Bobby falls for her thug-life ways, and makes…